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Brendon: alright group, everyone here?

Tyler: hml

Josh: ^

Melanie: ^^

Gerard: ^^^

Patrick: ^^^^

Pete: ^^^^^

Ryan: ^^^^^^

Brendon: well aren't you guys just little rays of sunshine this fine morning?

Ryan: bren what did you want to talk about?

Brendon: you babe👌

Ryan: ...😳

Gerard: I am driving do not make me crash people!

Tyler: hey guys let's kill Gerard

Gerard: I know where you live Tyler, I will sonic there faster then how long it took for Brendon to eat that taco.

Brendon: that took me like, 7 seconds.

Melanie: can I please sleep

Pete: sorry Mel but no

Melanie: fml

Josh: srsly though why did you make this group chat bren?

Brendon: can I just talk with my loving caring forgiving friends?

Patrick: what did you

Brendon: alright first I have to say I'm sorry to Tyler.

Tyler: what?? Why??

Brendon: I killed your goldfish

Tyler: YOU WAT

Josh: wait no! Not Mr. Bubbles!

Tyler: BRENDON WHAT THE ACTUAL FRICK!!!

Brendon: IM SORRY APPARENTLY FISH DONT LIKE TO BE PET

Tyler: ... GAH

Brendon: I'm sorry

Tyler: yeah well is that gonna bring back my goldfish? Didn't think so.

Melanie: someone's a little saltyyyyy

Pete: aww is Tyler mad because his goldfish is in the ocean above?

Patrick: guys cmon he really cared for that goldfish

Josh: Tyler it's okay don't cry

Brendon: wait... I made him cry?

Josh: yes, he's staring at his floating goldfish and a tear just rolled down his face

Melanie: BRENDON YOU MADE MY BABY CRY

Patrick: SHUN HIM FROM THE GROUP CHAT

Pete: TAKE HIM TO HELL

Josh: he's okay now, just angry and sad.

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