TØP Texts

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I woke up from a nap to see that my dog was sleeping on me and I was all like "awww".... I still can't get up... it's been an hour damnit

Josh: guys

Brendon: yeah, Dunsize?

Brendon: OW

Brendon: RYAN WHY YOU THROW FOOTBALL AT MEH

Ryan: r00d

Melanie: woah, flashbacks to previous chapters

Pete: what?

Patrick: what?

Gerard: I'm confused??

Melanie: what I said nothing what's wrong Josh everyone forget what I said I mean what I didn't say anything josh tell us things please.

Frank: Josh?

Josh: Tyler hasn't been getting a lot of sleep lately.

Brendon: he was acting a little cranky yesterday

Josh: Wait what? when did you see him yesterday?

Ryan: you didn't leave the house yesterday, Beebo, what do you mean?

Patrick: ooh I love that Justin Bieber song.

Pete: babe, please shut up.

Patrick: yeah okay

Brendon: He texted me and asked me if  I could help with making the guest list and I was all like "SURE NO PROB FAM" cause you know how I'm drunk all of the time.

Ashley: ??

Frank: ...?

Gerard: continue

Melanie: oh hey Gee when did you get here?

Gerard: I hope you step on something

Melanie: mmmstep on what, Gerry??

Gerard: ...

Gerard: A Lego

Melanie: WELL DAMN OKAY

Josh: guys please

Ashley: what happened?

Brendon: he didn't respond in like, full words. They were all mixed up. And after I asked him what's wrong, he replied "sorry, I haven't slept in a while."

Ryan: ...not again

Josh: we had a fight today

Patrick: woah mommy and daddy are fighting?? Aren't you guys like, the ultimate power couple??

Pete: ^^^^^^

Ashley: what did you two fight about?

Josh: he seemed really stressed and I just wanted to help and then he got really mad and called me an annoying pest and then he told me to get out and guys I'm really worried and sad and upset and a whole bunch of other things I can't describe in the English language.

Frank: wow. He must've been really out of it.

Brendon: NUUUU MAH BABIES CANT FIGHT NOW THE WEDDING IS IN A WEEK AW SH**