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here's a lil pun roulette

xoxoShipperxoxo Suggested to do a group one which I thought was an awesome idea.

So here it is

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Tyler: hey, my name's Microsoft, could I crash at your place tonight?

Brendon: pun roulette?

Melanie: LETS DO THIS

Gerard: IM GONNA WIN THIS TIME I SWEAR

Ryan: hey who let Gerard in the chat??

Gerard: TRY ME B***H

Josh: topic?

Tyler: pick up lines

Brendon: sweet, let's do this.

Melanie: wait, where's Patrick and Pete.

Melanie: and can we add Ashley in?

Tyler: yeah sure I'll put her in, one sec

Patrick: what's up

Pete: hi

Ashley: hello

Pete: oh sh** waddup it's dat boi

Ashley: you're such a meme

Brendon: LETS START ALREADY IM ANXIOUS

Tyler: alright alright!

Ashley: wait what are we doing?

Ryan: look at the earlier texts

Ashley: oh, thanks, alright I'm ready.

Tyler: 10

Josh: 9

Pete: 8

Patrick: 7

Melanie: 6

Ryan: 5

Brendon: 4

Ashley: 3

Gerard: 2

Tyler: 1!

Josh: GO!

(Quick!! Who do you think is gonna win??)

Ashley: If you were a chicken, you'd be impeccable.

Brendon: Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you.

Ryan: Feel my shirt. Know what it's made of? Boyfriend material.

Josh: Know what's on the menu? Me 'n' u.

Pete: It's a good thing I have my library card, because I am totally checking you out.

Patrick: Life without you is like a broken pencil...pointless

Melanie: ...f**k I don't know anything

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