TØP Texts

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Aww this is cute.

Anyway, pun roulette!

I probably should have done something really inappropriate for this... cause... you know... the number for the chapter... yeah. But I won't lolz.

Ryan: Josh texted me and said him and Tyler are going out of the country for their honeymoon, so try not to text them so much.

Brendon: and by that you mean... spam them with puns?

Gerard: I heard puns? Is this what I think it is?

Ryan: oh god no

Melanie: oh god yes

Ashley: ... where is this going?

Pete: *evil laughter*

Ryan; plez no

Frank: what's going on?? Puns??

Patrick: why is my boyfriend laughing evilly and rubbing his hands together?? He only does that when I get him pizza.

Ryan: don't

Ashley: ???

Melanie: heheh

Gerard: Pun roulette b**ches

Brendon: YES LETS GO IM SO READY WHATS THE TOPIC TELL ME IM HYPED IM PUMPED IM READY TO ROLL F****CK YEAAAH

Ryan: this isn't happening

Ryan: not again

Melanie: oh it's happening

Ashley: ...

Melanie: what's wrong?

Ashley: I'm so confused what are we talking about

Melanie: it's okay sweetie you're just a little slow

Ashley: r00d

Brendon: WHAT IS THE TOPIC

Melanie: Hot Topic

Patrick: ooh my second home

Brendon: GET READY TO GET OWNED ONCE AGAIN BY THE PUN MASTER URIE

Ryan: Bren, honey, did you're caps lock get stuck again?

Brendon: ...YOU CANT PROVE ANYTHING

Pete: are we doing this or what?

Ashley: oh so we're doing a pun toilet?

Ashley: ... *roulette

Melanie: this is why I love you

Gerard: aww young love

Ryan: still can't believe you're 40, man.

Gerard: and I still can't believe you've looked the same since you were 13.

Brendon: PFFT HE GOT YOU THERE RY RY

Ryan: ...