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Teams: paintball tournament

Team: A
{Tyler, Josh, Brendon, and Patrick}

Team: B
[Pete, Ryan, Melanie, and Gerard]
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Team A

Tyler: alright where are you guys? I'm behind this oak tree

Josh: ty... the entire forest if filled with oak trees, can you be a little more specific?

Tyler: fine

Tyler: it has leaves

Brendon: we're doomed

Patrick: oh sh** I see Pete

Brendon: already? Didn't we just start the game

Patrick: I'm going in

Josh: no wait I see you Melanie's behind you turn around!!!!!

Patrick: HA got her

Tyler: yeah but Pete just shot you

Patrick: what?

Patrick: aw sh**

Brendon: and then there were three.

Tyler: HOLY CRAP GERARD IS RIGHT THERE WHAT THE FRICK AHH HE HAD THIS CREEPY MICKEY MOUSE SMILE ON OH MY GOD NO IM LEAVING

Josh: Tyler's gonna get shot next

Brendon: yup

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Team B

Melanie: I'm gonna go steal Patrick's fedora and put it in my oven

Pete: have fun with that

Melanie: thanks Pete

Gerard: I see Tyler

Pete: get him then

Gerard: I just snorted

Ryan: why?

Gerard: cause he just ran into a tree.

Ryan: oml

Pete: get him while you can!

Gerard: nah dude I feel bad, he looks a little dizzy.

Gerard: he saw me and now he's running away again, he knows he has a gun right?

Ryan: i don't know, maybe he hit his head a little too hard

Gerard: yeah

Pete: wtf where did Josh just come from oh hell no

Pete: WHAT THE F**K HES FAST

Pete: HOLY SH** IM GONNA DIE

Ryan: so long Pete

Gerard: farewell

Pete: WTF