Ah the joy of drunk texts
Frank: I wasn't that drunk dude
Gerard: babe, you raced to pet smart, grabbed a bird and a turtle, put an orange hat on and sang "WHAT'S GONNA WORK?! TEAMWORK B**CHES!!!"
Frank: ...oh no.
Gerard: We are banned from pet smart
Frank: I'm sorry
Gerard: you're lucky you're cute
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Brendon: I wasn't that wasted.
Ryan: ... you ran around the neighborhood scaring the crap out of people by singing "Life of good neighbors, State farm is there!"
Brendon: ... yeah sounds like something I'd do
Ryan: three kids thought you could actually teleport
Brendon: awesome
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Pete: so how was I?
Patrick: you kept singing "FE-DORA DORA DORA THE EXPLORER DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO FE- DORA"
Pete: damn I'm clever
Patrick: you kept speaking Spanish, how the hell are you fluent in a different language when you could barely speak English?
Pete: I didn't even know I knew Spanish until now
Patrick: I'm...
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Melanie: how drunk was I fam?Ashley: when I drove you home you kept crying over a dead deer on the highway
Melanie: oh so not that bad
Melanie: dude, you kept saying that it was Bambi's mom and that one of us needed to sing to it so that Bambi could be happy again.
Melanie: ... still not that bad.
Ashley: you jumped out of the car
Melanie: yeah okay I was pretty bad
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Tyler: so uh, what exactly happened last night?
Josh: you don't remember?
Tyler: dude, if I did remember, I wouldn't be so confused as to why I'm on the roof with a passed out squirrel in my hair.
Josh: you tried to get back at Fluffy again and...
Tyler: and?
Josh: you were eating cereal at the time...
Tyler: and?
Josh: when the squirrel was in front of you, you yelled out "silly rabbit, trix are for kids!"
Tyler: oh?
Josh: then hit it with the cereal box
Tyler: Jesus Christ
Josh: I couldn't get you down. Too busy laughing
Tyler: HE WOKE UP AW CRAP
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What time is it? It's summer time. We on vacation.
Dudes. The amount of views this story has is fricken SICK. Thanks guys, srsly.
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