Three weeks later...
Josh: hey babe
Tyler: please don't call me that, it makes me feel weird.
Josh: okay baby
Tyler: that just makes you sound like a pedophile
Josh: ... okay well how about, Hey beautiful!
Tyler: try something else
Josh: hey there Delilah what's it like in New York City...
Tyler: I will personally slap you with a jolly rancher
Josh: what is up with you and candy this this month?
Tyler: I dunno, I might be pregnant.
Josh: don't think that's it, you may be on your period though.
Tyler: ... yeah I might be.
Josh: ooh wait I got another one
Tyler: what is it?
Josh: hello mamacitagoritatylerritta
Tyler: ...
Tyler: I love it
Josh: really?!
Tyler: frick no. It sounds like a special at Taco Bell that'll give you food poisoning.
Josh: fair enough
Tyler: just call me Tyler
Josh: nooo we have to have pet names for each other! It's what couples do!
Josh: how about Tylereta?
Tyler: ???
Josh: Tyler Hoeseph?
Tyler: I stg
Josh: okay okay, how about kitten?
Tyler: nah you're the kitten, I'm the puppy
Josh: why am I the kitten?
Tyler: you look like an adorable lil kitten, I'm playful like a puppy
Josh: aww I'm blushing, okay puppy
Tyler: okay kitten
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