TØP Texts

49

In the end of this chapter, there is a smol sneak peak into part 50

Melanie: M-I-C-K-E-Y

Ashley: M-O-U-S-E

Brendon: that's me b**ch

Patrick: M-I-C-K E-Y

Pete: M-O-U-S-E

Brendon: F**k yeah

Tyler: what the heck

Josh: I'm confused

Gerard: what did I just wake up to

Frank: Do you guys always text at fricken two AM??

Melanie: YOOOOUUUURRR BACK YARD FRENS THE BACK YARDIGANS

Ryan: TOOOOGETHER IN THE BACKYARD AGAIN

Tyler: WAT

Ashley: I'm just a kid who's four, each day I grow some more, I like exploring I'm Caillou!!

Josh: I KNOW THIS ONE

Josh: ahem

Josh: So many things to do, each day is something new, I'll share them with you I'm Caillou.

Tyler: you know old kid's show's theme songs but you still don't remember half the songs we wrote???

Brendon: My world is turning, changing each day..with mommy and daddy I'm finding my way!!

Gerard: Growing up is not so tough, cept' when I've had enough but there's lots of fun stuff I'm Caillou, Caillou, Caillou, I'm Caillou.

Brendon: That's me potatahoes

Tyler: am I missing something??

Josh: I know one that you know Tyler

Tyler: what do you mean?

Josh: 5

Tyler: gasp

Josh: 4

Frank: wat

Melanie: ??

Ashley: ^

Josh: 3

Pete: WTF

Patrick: WAT HAPPENS WHEN HE GETS TO ONE

Brendon: I DONT KNOW DUDE BUT ITS FREAKEN ME OUT

Melanie: IS SOMETHING GONNA EXPLODE

Melanie: SOMEBODY ANSWER ME

Ashley: AAAAAH SO MANY CAPITAL LETTERS

Frank: I'm

Tyler: ...

Josh: 2

Gerard: AAAAAH

Frank: ????

Josh: 1

Brendon: ...okay... nothing blew up

Ryan: damn... I'm disappointed

Tyler: WE'RE GOING ON A TRIP. IN OUR FAVOURITE ROCKET SHIP

Tyler: ZOOMING THROUGH THE SKY

Josh: LITTLE EINSTEINS

Brendon: HELL YEAH

Tyler: CLIMB ABOURD

Melanie: GET READY TO EXPLORE

Ashley: THERE'S SO MUCH TO FIND

Pete: LITTLE EINSTEINS

Patrick: WE'RE GOING ON A MISSION

Ashley: START DA COUNT DOWN

Ryan: 5

Gerard: 4

Frank: 3 2 1!

Tyler: EVERYONE TO ROCKET REV IT UP NOW

Brendon: RRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Brendon: HOW CAN YOU HAVE A TRIP, IN YOUR WEIRD ASS ROCKET SHIP, WHEN YOU'RE ONLYYY FIVE

Josh: ...little einsteins

Tyler: CLIMB ABOURD, GET READY TO EXPLORE

Josh: THERE'S SO MUCH TO FIND

Gerard: LEETLE EINSTEEENS

Ryan: c'mon

Brendon: LET'S GO BEACHES

Tyler: LITTLE EINSTEINS

Pete: WE DON'T NEED YOU

Patrick: LITTLE EINSTEINS

Melanie: F**K YEAH

Ashley: ...

Pete: ...

Gerard: *clears throat awkwardly*

Frank: *cough*

Patrick: ...

Tyler: what's wrong with us??

Josh: everything, babe... everything.

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Three days later

"Hello, i'd like to buy one of these please."

A girl with pretty blonde hair and blue eyes turned around to face him with a smile.

"Yeah, of course! Have you picked one already?"

"No, not really, which one do you think would be best?"

"Well, we have a good selection over here..." she spoke, leading him to the woman's wedding rings. He was about to correct her but she quickly caught her mistake.

"Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot to ask, who's the lucky..."

"Guy."

She nodded in understanding and gestured for him to follow her to the men's section, but stopped in the middle of it.

"I'm sorry for assuming. Also if you think he may like the woman's style of the rings then we could go back if you'd like."

Josh smiled, eyes squinting and teeth gleaming. He answered her. "He does have a thing for shiny objects..."
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I'm pretty sure you all understand what's about to happen. :)