Total Drama Campus Life

Episode 13: Valentine's Day

CollinxBeBe

Collin is sitting at his computer at his house, after watching the most recent episode of Total Drama Campus Life. A doorbell rings and he runs to go get it. He opens the door to find his girlfriend, BeBe standing on his porch.

BeBe: Happy Valentines Day!

She held out a large box of chocolates, shaped into a heart.

Collin: Babe, you shouldn't have!

They share a long kiss together.

BeBe: Soo?

Collin stuffs his face with chocolates and blushes when BeBe glares him down for being impolite.

Collin: Yeah?

BeBe: Where's my Valentines day present?

Collin: Um.... I kind of forgot with midterms coming up and-

BeBe: Totally understandable....

Collin: Babe, don't be upset! We can still have a romantic night!

BeBe: Really?

Collin: Yeah, I'll take you out to someplace nice!

BeBe: Cool! Where are we going?

Collin: Inside Out Burger!

He smiles widely while BeBe's eyes widen. He pulls her out and they get into his car.

BeBe: Listen, Collin, inside out burgers aren't exactly the definition of love.

Collin: No, you're right. You are.

BeBe blushes and smiles. Maybe I can handle fast food with a boy like Collin! She thought.

Collin pulls up through the drive thru and orders for them both.

Collin: Ok, I'll have the triple bacon cheeseburger, large fry, large soda, extra cheese, extra lettuce, extra tomatoes, extra-

BeBe: Sanity.

Collin: Sauce please!

Employee: Ok, please pull up.

When they get to the window, the employee hands them there food but accidentally drops it on BeBe's outfit.

BeBe: My hipster outfit is ruined!

Collin: I'll take it to the cleaners.

BeBe: What am I going to wear?

Collin: You can have my varsity jacket and jeans.

BeBe: But then you won't have anything to wear....

Collin: I don't want my special lady to be cold. Or nude in public.

BeBe: I'm sure you'd give anything to see me naked.

Collin: That's not true. I'd love you forever, even if we never did anything.

BeBe: You mean that?

Collin: Of course. Your personality is all I need.

They arrive at the dry cleaners. Collin gives most of his clothes to BeBe and she changes.

Collin: Do me a favor?

BeBe: What?

Collin: Go inside and give this all to the cleaner. Tell them it's for Collin.

BeBe: Whatever.

When she walks in, she says the cleaning order is for Collin. The cleaner smiles.

Cleaner: Follow me miss.

BeBe: Wut.

She follows him behind hanging clothes and he pulls down a sparkling red dress.

Cleaner: Here you go. Better change quickly.

BeBe: Oh my gosh! It's beautiful!

Collin: Not as beautiful as you.

She turns to find him standing there in a tux, with a rose in his hand.

Collin: Happy Valentines Day. I love you.

BeBe: I love you too!

Collin: Now let's ditch this place and go wherever you want.

BeBe: You know what?

Collin: What?

BeBe: Let's go to Inside Out Burger.

Collin: But it's Valentines Day! Don't you want something special?

BeBe: Why want something I already have? You.

They kiss passionately.

CourtneyxDuncan

Courtney: I hate you.

Duncan: Yeah, I hate you too, Princess.

They start making out.

TylerxLindsay

Tyler: If I had to face a billion dodgeballs to be with you, I'd do it.

Lindsay: Aw, you're so cute when you talk about balls!

WillxHanna

Hanna: I do not know how you love me, for I am insane.

Will: Sometimes insane love is better than regular.

Hanna: Happy Kangaroo Pouch in a Cell Phone Day.

Will: Uh, ditto.

JustinxHimself

Justin: You look gorgeous.

Justin: Aw, you too.

Justin: Do you wanna go out with me?

Justin: Uh, DUH. You're the most beautiful person on the planet!

Justin: No you are!

Justin: No you are!

ZoeyxMike

Mike: Happy Valentines Day!

Zoey: So Vito is activated when you take off your shirt?

Mike: Yup.

Zoey: Hmmm.

Mike: Oh God.

Zoey winks.

SierraxCody

Sierra: EEEEEPPPP!

Cody: SOMEBODY PLEASE HELP ME!

ChrisxChef

Chris: You are looking so fine!

Chef: Why, thank you.

Chris: No, sorry that's just a mirror!

Chef rolls his eyes.

Authors Note: Hey guys, hope you enjoyed these short-ish oneshots! New episode this week hopefully! Byee! XD comment your favorite one below!