Jezebel: Smoke Break

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A/N: This was part of a gift done for two artists on DeviantArt (http://existenceinanutshell.deviantart.com/ and http://dreamy-drapony.deviantart.com/)

*Raffles and Wyshied go on a walk within the Everfree Forest - coming to an opening; as they enter the clearing, a unicorn pair enter also. Both pairs rest a good distance from one another*

Raffles: *Glaring at the trenchcoat clad ponies, who are lighting their own cigarettes* Damn unicorns. They think they own everything.

Wyshied: *With Noodles resting around her neck, and her herbal drug brewing; she lazily glances over at the 2 white unicorns - who are happily chatting away -* They're just resting. *Puffs a big cloud of smoke toward Raffles* You should honestly relax a bit more...

Raffles: *Calming slightly from the drug, but keeps glaring at the unicorns*

Meanwhile....

John: *Frowns, feeling watched* Ya know, luv; I get the feeling that lad there doesn't like us very much *Takes a drag of his cig*

Jezebel: Why's that? *Taps her own to get rid of the loose ash*

John: *Gives thoughtful look* I dunno, maybe the fact that he's glaring at us?

Jezebel: Maybe he's just thinking.... *Pauses, smiles* I don't know what she's smoking, but... it smells so good! I'm gonna have to get a taste *Stands and trots over to Wyshied and Raffles*

John: *Jumps up after her* Luv, wait!

Raffles: *Huffs* Great, now they're coming over.

Wyshied: *Gives him a raised eyebrow* So?

Jezebel: *Slowly steps toward Wyshied* Sorry to bother you

Raffles: *Under his breath* Too late.

John: *Hears this as he catches up; frowns at the male zonkey before him*

Jezebel: *Continues* But, I couldn't help, but smell what you're smoking. I have to say it smells amazing! What is it?

Wyshied: *Lifts head only slightly* It's a drug I made out of herbs... though by accident.

Jezebel: *Smiles sweetly* Mind if I have a go? *Hints with her eyes at the pipe Wyshied's snake held*

John: *Steps in before either could say anything else* Woah, luv, you rarely do drugs as it is... You don't know how powerful that is or what's in it for starters...

Jezebel: *Pushes John aside* I think I can handle it, John. *Turns to the female zonkey* What do ya say... umm?

Wyshied: Wyshied. My name's Wyshied, and grumpy ass over there is Raffles. I say sure. As long as you can handle it.

Jezebel: Great. I'm Jezebel. *Pulls John into a hug* And this is John.

*Jezebel tries the drug, and actually ends up hallucinating for a good 5-10 minute, providing a much needed laugh for John and the 2 zonkeys. Wyshied provides Jezebel with a countering herb which help to stop the hallucinations*

Jezebel: *With John holding her up* Thank you, flock of strange talking banana birds *Lets out a giggle, showing she is pretty much out of it*

John: Yeah *Gives a light laugh* Thanks. I'm gonna get her home, 'fore she does something we'll all end up regretting.   

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