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AU: Jezebel in Wonderland: Entering Wonderland

After entering Wonderland for the first time, Jezebel woke crumpled up against a giant mushroom. She looked around, seeing a large amount of weird looking flowers and plants that mostly over towered her; they were strange, swirling colours that she hadn't thought she had seen before. She quickly realised she was with John before appearing here.

"I'm gonna fucking murder Jervis when I get back." She muttered to herself, before calling out, cupping her mouth, "John! John, where are you?!"

As she was about to call again, a tan bunny in a red tie hopped out of the bushes. He looked up at her and twitched his nose. She made a look of awe as she picked the small bunny up.

"Hey little fella, don't suppose you've seen a tall-ish man round here, have you?"

Rather offended, the John rabbit crossed his arms; he once again twitched his nose, "What do you mean 'tall-ish'? I'm a lot taller than you."

"Or you was." Jezebel smiled, trying to hold back laughter; she booped his nose, causing him to furrowed his brows.

"Never mind that..." His long ears flicked around, listening to what was around them, "How have you not noticed we're not in Gotham any longer?"

"Of course, I've noticed." Jezebel placed him on top of the mushroom in front of her; she folded her arms as she glanced around, "I don't think Gotham has giant plants that are purple and pink. Do you? Well unless you go into Ivy's."

John stood on his hind legs, sniffing his surroundings, "You know... Something smells off about this place..."

Jezebel smirked, looking back over at him, "Oh, you're a professional sniffer now, are you?"

"I'm a fucking rabbit." He lowered himself into a sitting position, glaring at her.

"Hey, I was only saying." Jezebel laughed, holding her hands up in defense; she cooed, picking him up and nose rubbed him with her own, "But, you are such a cutie-pie bunny."

"You know, lass, it's a good thing I love you." His front paws hung down, over her arm, as he gave a low growl.

"Aw, I love you too, bunny butt." She gave him small kisses to his nose.

She brought him closer into her chest, so they were able to begin their journey through this Wonderland; she started brushing aside the larger plants to make a path for herself and John, who she was still holding with her right arm.

"Which way do you think we should head?"

"Uh... Go... That way." John used his nose and whiskers to sniff and sense danger; he pointed to their left and she headed in that direction.

As she was walking - him in her arms - he looked down seeing that Jezebel was in a pale blue dress, one that looked much like a summer dress or a pinafore dress. It had a black apron and a couple of symbols on the apron, symbols he couldn't quite make out with her moving. He also noticed her hair was down, with a black headband in. He also spotted her usual knee high boots had been swapped for dolly shoes and frilly socks - knowing she hated these types of socks -.

"Hey, love; have you noticed you're also not in your usual clothing?" He noticed the annoyance on her face; he smirked, "You noticed, huh?"

"No shit, Sherlock." She was slightly aggressive in her response, stopping to hint at the socks by lifting her right foot, "They make me look like a bloody 6 year old, and the dress doesn't help much either."

She used her left hand to lift the dress slightly and threw it back down. She pouted, as she began walking again, "Now, I'm definitely sure I'm going to hurt Jervis when we get back."

"I don't doubt that. I'm sure you could hurt him twice for each of us." John chuckled.