Forever ➳ O'Brien [3]

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captainobrien: chrisevans are you happy now? #hekeepstextingme #hereallywantsollieonteamcap

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chrisevans: i am very happy, thank you.

RobertDowneyJr: I, however, am not

RobertDowneyJr: How could you betray me like this?

username1: oh look, more celebrities for cara to leech the fame off of

hobriens: username1 i think it's past your bed time :)

captainobrien: RobertDowneyJr i'm sorry, but the texting was relentless

username2: does this mean cara and cap are frIENDS????

captainobrien: username2 i'm still getting used to the idea myself

dylanobrien: username1 ikr, soon she won't need me... now that she has more famous friends... she'll no longer require my fame, and will abandon me and my children. children that she totally doesn't care for... because all cara wants is fame... fame and fortune... not a family, or the dream that she has already achieved... she's going to give it all up to marry chris evans... and she'll have his babies... and the cycle will continue... more famous celebrities will come along... until the day she dies...

captainobrien: dylanobrien are you okay love?

username3: you can tASTE the sarcasm in that comment

username4: 'sarcasm is my only defence' 

paisleyjane: dylanobrien you are good at defending our wife

chrisevans: dylanobrien i can't wait to take her off your hands😂

dylanobrien: chrisevans if you do that... i'll make sure all of your children... are on #teamironman

moonybrooks: RobertDowneyJr if it makes you feel any better, rory prefers you to cap

RobertDowneyJr: moonybrooks I needed that, thank you

username5: i am literally saving dylan's comment forever... i'm going to print it out and hang it on my wall

carylans: dylan's comment is why carylan is the best ship to exist

username6: ^^^ agreed

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dylan defending his woman in the most sarcastic way possible