Did you not read the title?
Have fun playing fan fiction roulette, let's hope the odds are in your favor ?
(the cover is not mine and all characters belong to Rick Riordan unless stated otherwise)
Sincerely,
Gracie
Nico: Actually, I crawled out of the depths of Tartarus
Nico: A+ for effort though
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Will: Hello darkness, my old friend
Nico: Could you not?
Will: I had to
Nico: I can see that
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Will: Hey Neeks, look at my new shirt. Guess what it's made out of
Will: * sends picture *
Nico: ...
Will: It's boyfriend material ;)
Nico: It says cotton on the freaking tag
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Nico: Percy is being an idiot again
Will: When is he not?
Nico: Seriously, I can't stand him right now
Will: What did he do this time?
Nico: He won't stop whining about how he's not my type. It's been seven years and he's married to Annabeth
Will: He's the son of the sea god, of course he's salty
Nico: Can I please kill him? Just a little bit?
Will: Nico, what did I say about playing nice with the other kids?
Nico: Well you were quoting Mulan, so correct me if I'm wrong, but you said "Now, play nice with the other kids, unless the other kid wants to fight, then you gotta beat the other kid's butt"
Will: Dang, you got me there. Just don't put him in a hospital, I'm busy enough here as it is
Nico: No promises, love you babe
Will: Love you too
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Nico: goodnight
Will: sleeptight
Nico: don't let the bed bugs crawl into your ears and whisper threatening things that make you question yourself
Will: ....NICO
Will: WHAT THE HECK
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Nico: Life sucks
Will: What's wrong? Need me to come home early?
Nico: McDonald's ran out of chicken nuggets. My day is ruined
Will: Stop whining drama queen. Besides, you know what they say. When life gives you lemons...
Nico: Throw them back in life's face. I asked for freaking chicken nuggets, not lemons
*******
Will: Are you still mad at me?
Nico: Twinkle twinkle little star
Will: How I wonder what you are?
Nico: No, I want to hit you with my car
Will: Yep, still mad
*****
Will: Emergency question
Nico: Ask away
Will: Where can I keep a baby goat I just impulsively bought?
Nico: You have got to be kidding me
Nico: Solace...
Will:
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This is Billy
Nico: When you get home I'm going to kill you and sell the goat on Craigslist
Will: You wouldn't
Nico: Try me
Nico: We are not keeping a goat in our apartment
********* Will: How is work? Having a good first day?
Nico: No, it's terrible. I want to stab everyone here
Will: Mkay, just don't get any blood on your clothes
Nico: You're a doctor, you shouldn't be condoning this
Will: Don't tell me how to live my life
********* Will: Nico, there's a moth outside the bathroom door, please come kill it
Will: Please, it's freaky looking and scary
Will: Nico!
Nico: Nico is dead. You're next. Love, Moth
Will: NICO DI ANGELO-SOLACE I WILL MAKE YOU SLEEP ON THE COUCH FOR A MONTH
Nico:
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Will: That's not funny!
Nico: It kind of is
Nico: Will?
Nico: Alright, I'm sorry, the moth is dead
Nico: You'll forgive me eventually
Nico: Right?
A/N: I got these ideas off of Pinterest, for themost part.
Ya, I'm lazy, I know. Don'tjudge me.
Anyways, tell me what you think of the book so far. Don't be a silent reader!
