Hey guys! It's Alex! I know that Wattpad is a place for uploading stories, but I wanna talk with you guys! For instance, how was your day? What happened. Today I encountered what I call the "Bitchawhoreus and her dino-bitches" Now, I'm generally a quiet person (ikr surprising) and I don't really acknowledge bullies. But today something was different. The Bitchawhoreus walked up to me (her dino-bitches behind her) and stared at me. I asked what she was looking at. (Feeling pretty bitchy because I had to take a Saturday class. A SATURDAY CLASS) She said. "I don't know something ugly. The first thing that comes to my mind is "Bitch, I ain't no fucking mirror."...and guess what I said to her. That. She slapped me and my roommate/best friend came up and told her that was uncalled for, so she kicked him. That resulted in me punching her. We broke out into a fight and now I have detention...I'M REALLY FUCKING SMART AREN'T I? At least I showed the pack of wild bitches to fuck off XD How about you guys tell me some funny encounters with bitches! I'd love to here how you guys reacted, hopefully better than my reaction XD But anyways, I hope you had or are having a lovely day! If tis thou's birthday... *inhales* HAPPY B-DAY GUUUUUUURRRL! *coughs* sorry it's been a while... Bai! XoXo ~Alex
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FanfictionThis is a bunch of one-shots about the adorable Smol Bean! We take requests! I am making this book with my good friend @CorinneThePilot go check her out too! UPDATE SCHEDULE: Nothing boii. Read the title it's complete ._. This cover was made by @IA...
