Onceler x Reader One-Shots

Mr. Meany (Greedler x Childish! Reader)

(No idea what's going on, but I do hope you enjoy this one shot.)

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"From a third point of view. You can clearly see Greedler, as always, working on boring paperwork for his business and his face is so full of deep concentration~..."

Greedler's pen wrote signatures and check marks quickly while flipped through papers. While doing that, your head had slowly peaked over the desk.

"~....that he never knew that most professional assassin-"

"Far from professional assassin." Greedler said, not looking up at you, "More like the most childish human being."

A pout formed on your face as your chin lay on the desk and our eyes look at your "friend". "Awww cheeseballs. How do you know I'm here, AGAIN!?"

Greedler kept a blank expression, "For one thing, you were narrating outloud.....and you're the only one brave enough to bother me at work." You huffed then smile with excitement, "ANYWAYS!!! May I make a slide from the top of the stairs to the front door?!?"

That question was spoken fast but the young business man stopped writing for a few seconds. "Slide? Okay, not gonna ask, since you're you...." His gloved hand rubbed down his face, "....but fine, just try not to get in anyones way and DO NOT make a mess.....at least not too bad."

A kiss was placed on his cheek and when Greedler looked up, you weren't there just only the door closing shut. "WOOHOO! WE'RE ON THE GREEN LIGHT, LORAX!!" That's all he heard before your voice faded and he smiled softly.

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"Are you sure this is safe, kid?" The Lorax asked unsure, sitting on his own metal tray and glanced at the very high stair case.

You, on the other hand, grinned like a maniac and squealed, "Doesn't matter as long as we have fun!!! In that case, which I AM EXCITED!!!" Your big metal tray shifted closer to the edge of the step.

The Lorax gulped, "Yyyyyya know......I think I'm good being right heeeAHHHHH!!!!"

You shoved the Lorax forward and he went flying down the steps, occasionally hitting the rail or wall. "FOR (Y/N)-TOPIA!!! YEAH!" The tray made metal bangs as you went down at high speeds, sometime hitting the walls. The Lorax screamed as he flew off course and into the kitchens. "LOSER!!!" You shouted when you went by then cheered once you slowed out in the front of the factory.

Right when you were about to do your victory dance, you look up and freeze in fear. Your blood went cold and a shiver went up your spine. Oh you wish you were annoying Greedler than being out here.

"(Y/n)~ how's my little doll doing?" He lifted you up a bit harshly by the arms and gave you the most despicable smile. "I've been looking for you, I miss your entertaining personality and adorable face." He cooed and squeezed your cheeks together, "Don't you miss me? Your boyfriend."

"STRANGER DANGER! STRANGER DANGER!!" You yelled, trying to run but your NOT boyfriend threw you over their shoulders. "Come on! You loved me before, Cupcake."

You cried, yelling and wiggling to get free, "No! You're a meany! A big poopy guy!! You said I should grow up!!! Did Peter Pan grow up?!?! NO! Does Neverland exist?!?! IT DOES!!! In my child like soul...or my soul like child! I FORGOT WHICH WAY IT GOES!"

Your ex-boyfriend rolled his eyes as he began to walk off with you, but a very furious voice stopped the man.

"I suggest you put her down RIGHT NOW."

"So? What are you gonna do about it?" Your ex-boyfriend turned to glare at Greedler, who held a water balloon.

Greedler glared more than he and had his hand on his hip, glancing at the balloon, "Im gonna throw this.....no idea what its filled with but pretty sure something only (Y/n) knows."

A laugh rings out but a splat noise made them yell angrily. You were dropped as your ex stumbled to try to get the brown stuff off his face and you stared in shock. "By the way, (Y/n) is happy the way she is and being childish is a part of her that she should never change!" Greedler had stomped over and swung a fist that connected to the guy's cheek bone.

"Greedler?"

He turned, breathing heavily in anger but stops when you take of his gloves and hold his bare hands. "Dont be mad. I cant have you turn hulk on me even though you're already green." You chuckle lightly. Greedler huffs, rolling his eyes and smiles lightly. He leans down, kissing your cheek, "You may be very annoying and childish, but its who you are."

You grin happily and wanting to know more, "Is there anything else you want to say?" As Greedler goes to walk back inside, he smirks in a charming way at you, "Ignorance is Bliss, unfortunately I couldn't hold that up with you too long."

He went back inside as you stood there confused, "WAIT! I don't get it!!!" You heard a groan near you. You growled before walking up to your ex and kicking in between as he yelled in pain.

"IT'S YOUR FAULT! MEANY!" You skipped inside to make your favorite snack.