Christmas Capers Reaction

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December 17, 2018

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[comments]

EmmaSwan: I LOVE IT

ReginaOfLocksley: how did this become my life

ZelenaMills: lol remember last year when the sq one shot caused us to have to make the fic account block cora

LilyPage: good times, good times

ReginaOfLocksley: NOT good times

EmmaSwan: HEY GINA

ReginaOfLocksley: what

EmmaSwan: i thought you said you weren't going to be in today's chapter to spite me

ReginaOfLocksley: i did say that, didn't i?

ReginaOfLocksley: ok well bye then

EmmaSwan: WAIT NO COME BACK

EmmaSwan: REGINA

LilyPage: She's gone

LilyPage: ur just yelling into the Void at this point

EmmaSwan: WELL MAYBE I WANT THE VOID TO YELL BACK

MissNimue: the Void says ur annoying

EmmaSwan: ouch..

ReginaOfLocksley: do you ever just suddenly remember how much you miss whouffaldi? because same

PrinceCharming: YES

HenryMills: ha. i do that.

ThatVioletGirl: lol

EmmaSwan: YES BUT REPLACE WHOUFFALDI WITH SIREMY OR TENROSE

ThatVioletGirl: SIREMY

NicolasZimmer: great now i'm going to cry

ThatVioletGirl: I MISS SIMON SAUNDERS

NicolasZimmer: SAME

RedRidingHood: oh also i have an announcement to make!

RedRidingHood: due to me only getting eight oneshot submissions this year, i'm only posting nine oneshots (eight + mine from day one)

MissNimue: i would have written a WickedKing one but SOMEONE decided to BETRAY ME

LilyPage: #noregrets

ZelenaMills: YOU MEAN THERE'S NOT GOING TO BE A WICKEDKING ONE SHOT THIS YEAR?!

EmmaSwan: GOD IS REAL

ReginaOfLocksley: emma honey we met a literal greek god

ZelenaMills: and then we killed him so basically god is dead

ReginaOfLocksley: THAT IS NOT WHAT I MEANT

ReginaOfLocksley: i meant, doesn't that mean the greek gods are real?

BelleGold: THE GODS ARE REAL

BelleGold: LIKE THE GREEK GODS

HenryMills: YES

BelleGold: also zel don't be stupid god isn't dead

BelleGold: god is a woman

RedRidingHood: YES ARIANA GRANDE IS MY QUEEN

EmmaSwan: i still die every time belle calls zelena zel tbh

BelleGold i still die every time emma called regina gina tbh

EmmaSwan: valid

EmmaSwan: BUT ANYWAY

EmmaSwan: I can't wait for wickedbeauty to reign supreme in 20biteen!!

PirateMilah: okay you guys are boring we need to introduce some new topics

CaptainHook: like CHRIS EVANS!!!!

ReginaOfLocksley: that's not a new topic..

ZelenaMills: we've exhausted literally every topic though

LilyPage: except all of the SPOILERS we're forbidden from speaking of that happened over the past month and a half

ZelenaMills: valid

BelleGold: oh come on, there has to be someone we haven't talked about!

RobinOfLocksley: yeah, i'm not sure there is...

EllaBella: ohm y. gods,, i-

EllaBella: wha t the he ck.,

GraceHatter: what????

EllaBella: ok so u know i'm taking a class this year where we basically occasionally babysit small children, right?

GraceHatter: yeah??

EllaBella: well they're watching a movie today that is very obviously from the land without magic bc it's like,, very church-y

HenryMills: i'm p sure that's illegal but carry on

EllaBella: it was the only Christmas movie we had so the teacher said to just go for it lol

EllaBella: anyway it's about this crippled lamb and he's talking to the cow about how he feels all alone bc no one likes him and then he says

EllaBella: "and now i can't even go up to the hill with all the green grass with all my friends" and i just???

EllaBella: honey, those aren't your friends

EllaBella: so basically the lesson this movie is teaching kids is either

EllaBella: 1. Even if someone's mean to you, they're still your friend if they're the same species as you or 2. If you don't have any real friends, that makes the people who bully you your friends

EllaBella: anyway i'm Concerned

GraceHatter: but this was a church-y movie and also a Christmas movie??

EllaBella: oh yeah it ended with the whole birth of Jesus thing

EllaBella: except, you know, Jesus was born in the Middle East and all of the humans characters in this movie were WHITE

EllaBella: but i'm not salty about the whitewashing of a religious figure we don't even believe in bc of the whole greek gods thing

EllaBella: it's fine

EllaBella: so anyway now tia and i are just venting about this stupid video instead of actually ya know watching the children to make sure they're behaving

EmmaSwan: hold on.

EmmaSwan: what class is this????

EllaBella: child development

EmmaSwan: ohh that makes sense

BelleGold: see, we did have more things to talk about!! I was right!!

EmmaSwan: yeah thanks Ella for telling us about your concerning movie

EllaBella: you're welcome lol

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