===Henry===
Luke and I were making out backstage behind a mirror.
"Okay, Henry. I have to get ready."
"Hold on."
I played with his tounge on mine.
"Seriously. (heh) I'm on in 3 minutes."
"Fine."
He walked off. I can't beleive I'm dating one of my opponents.
"Due to an unfortunate miswording, Alabama has been EDA."
"Hello, Henry."
Ugh. Edward.
"Hello, Eddie."
I turned around, and faced him. What was he going to do? Threaten me? Punch me? Steal my jokes?
Nope. He was crying.
"Remember how you broke up with me?"
"In the mid-"
"In the middle of senior prom!"
"Could I help it? You were complaining about everything!"
"That's just who I am!"
"Good excuse."
"I will take you down. I will finally have my revenge."
"We'll see, won't we?"
Luke and I were waiting backstage while North Dakota finished up their act.
"And time's up! Give it up for Molly Shaffer, from Fargo, North Dakota! We will now take a short break while we count the votes."
"I hope I win," said Luke. "Otherwise, I can't try again! You know the rule. Compete once, then never again."
"I guess DeCom likes variety."
"Yeah."
"So how long does it take to count the votes?"
"30 minutes."
"Wanna go at it under the stage?"
"Duh! Want me to keep the cowboy hat on?"
"Duh!"
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USA Comedy Contest
RomanceHenry Garvey is a locally famous comedian from Green Lake, Washington. The townspeople love him so much, they nominated him for the 2017 USA Comedy Contest. He is surprised when he gets into the contest as the representative for Washington State. No...
