Ok, so it's a usual day in the Mushroom kingdom. Peach has been kidnapped again and Mario's just got her back they have their smoochy smooch time bla bla bla.
"Aww, thank for rescuing me, Mario!" Said Peach.
"No problem," said Mario.
"Hey Daisy, you wanna join in?" Said Luigi.
Help! I wouldn't kiss him if you paid me.
"Umm, no thanks. I need to um, do some urgent business in my castle," I said.
"Very well. Maybe tomorrow," said Luigi.
Phew! Does he EVER give up? I ran to my castle as quickly as possible. When I reached it, I noticed that there were lots of Toads inside. Ugh, they're so annoying. Another reason I want to move to the Koopa kingdom as soon as possible.
Anyway, you probably noticed that this chapter is called what I think of Mario. Yeah, well this is what I think of Mario.
He's insane!
Let me give you a bunch of reasons.
1. He rides on Yoshi's
2. He eats mushroom drugs
3. He stalks young Peachy Princess
4. He accepts gifts from Toads
5. He isn't really a plumber. He faked it to get nearer to Peach
There. See, him and Peach are a good pair, the most annoying two together! Although I have to admit Peach is nicer. A lot nicer. She doesn't attack poor Bowser. I mean, what has he done to Mario? Nothing. Yep, Mario is insane.
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