TDAPD

04. "𝚙𝚕𝚘𝚝𝚜 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚒𝚛 𝚌𝚕𝚒𝚌𝚑𝚎́𝚜" [𝟐].

NO STRINGS ATTACHED? IT'S SO MANY STRINGS YOU CAN MAKE A GUITAR!
The two characters that involve themselves in this "agreement" either:

(a) hates each other/enemies
(b) just met, but don't want to be in a relationship
(c) been friends forever
(d) doing this to spite someone else
(e) been in a relationship before

Through the whole book, you have to read how they obliviously fall for each other, how they keep adding on rules like "no sex with anybody else", how everybody and they momma that's friends with these two know they're going to get together but don't say anything, and of course the big argument at the end when one steps out the "agreement" and they cut ties (for like a month, or barely that).

And then they start sitting by window-seals and shit, all sad, and when they try to have sex with other people, they dick can't get hard/pussy dried up like sandpaper until they both have an epiphany and decide to get in a relationship.

NOPE! I'MMA' SET THIS NIGGA UP, GET HIS MONEY, GO ON THREE DATES, FUCK HIM TWICE AND ACT LIKE I'M NOT IN LOVE.
Main female protagonist is on a mission to bamboozle a nigga for the following reasons:

(a) seek vengeance against the ones who've done her wrong
(b) rob a nigga for all he's got
(c) forced to do so from a random/family/boyfriend/etc.

Somehow, on the first meeting with the nigga she's suppose to be robbing/killing, she manages to successfully capture this nigga's attention and get on him.

From then on, she begins spending time with this nigga; dates, family get-togethers, fucking—the lot; and the whole time, feelings begin to grow, but this heifer is still claiming she is not in love. Sooner or later, the secrets come out, shit hits the fan and she gets snapped on from the nigga and they break up. Then, the nigga starts thinking about the two weeks they been together and decides to take her back and then they go tag-team whoever sent her on the mission and live happily ever after.

SO BECAUSE I DON'T FALL FOR YOUR CHARM I'M "THE ONE"
Main male protagonist is a ladies' man. He gets mad pussy—this nigga could yawn, and five hoes a million miles away would wake up outta' they sleep and fly to this nigga crib to fuck.

Then he sees/comes into contact with this "chick"—I say "chick" because this nigga will spend the rest of the book talking about how average she is, and how she's a girl you could never catch him with. Anyway, he tries to lay down his always-works-charm, and this "chick" tells him to go eat a sack of baby dicks. After his pride is flamed the fuck up, this fucked up logic appears—a logic that since this "chick" rejected him, he has to get with her now, and usually goes down like this:

SOME OLE' BULLSHIT RECIPE
• ⅗ of him tryna' to get her to go on a date with him.
• ⅓ of him getting his dick wet even though he's suppose to be with her.
• ⁴ whole scenes of the two having sex—back to back.
• ¾ of the chapters of him realizing he needs to drop his hoes because she's the one.

EVERY THUG NEEDS:
. LOVE
. A LADY
. JESUS
. TO STOP DOING THE SHIT THEY'RE DOING
. BETTER FRIENDS
. A MOTHER THAT WON'T SUPPORT FOOLISHNESS
Main male character has been slangin' dope since he was a sperm cell, killing mothafuckas since he was in the womb, and not loving these hoes since they first started putting a diaper and some baby powder on that ass.

The thug is usually between the ages of nineteen and twenty-three years old, or in fucking high school. He has hoes that are only there to warm his bed or in his words "keep his dick wet", until one day, he meets a girl.

The holy grail of girls. The mothafuckin' epitome of girls. This girl makes the thug question everything he's been doing for his whole life, and drops it all for this bitch who stood up to him because he cussed her out and she cussed him back out.

RIDE OR DIE = TAKE BULLSHIT
Main character (usually a female) has been with her boyfriend/husband for a numerous amount of years, and is involved in the fast life with said nigga. They have each others' backs and do everything together. And in the beginning, you start going "Damn, these two is goals" until we find out that husband is hard down cheating on her ass, and we realize that she's completely aware of this. The thing is, she's thinking that since they been together for so long, she can look past the cheating and... you know...

Be stupid and shit.

So then suddenly, (well not suddenly, because everybody—and by everybody, I mean everybody—gotta' put they input in before she realizes how stupid she is) the main character decides she's had enough of the fuckery, and starts going against the grain. She leaves her boyfriend/husband, starts living a life on her own, meets one nigga, and her ex keeps bringing his ass with the fuck shit.

Fuck shit = Threats, random pop-ups, forced turned into consensual sex, arguing, random phone calls/texts, and stalking.

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AUTHOR'S
NOTE

Y'all tell me how y'all feel about clichés and these "already-been-read" ass books in the comment section—I'm done with plots, if you got some, don't be shy and put them hoes in the comment section too.