10. "𝚐𝚛𝚊𝚖𝚖𝚊𝚛".

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I really shouldn't be doing this as a section. Y'all suppose to be learning or already have learned this shit in school... if you're going or went that is.

I'mma give y'all a sample of some of the bullshit I be seeing on Wattpad in one whole paragraph. I promise, it hurt much more writing this shit than it does for y'all reading it.

example one
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::::chapter 1:::

Dumbneisha PoV

beep!beep!beep!

ugh my alarm ringeng stiraight up woke me up from the BEST dream i sware an know i gota get up 4 school. i pull back the coviers an get up befo i here my momma call me
momma: dumbneisha it time fa school!
me: im alreany up ma
I go in my closiet an get my true relengon jenes, my jordans, a obey crop sweiatshirt an a matchin beany
look in na mirrr and i go YASSSS bitch, i look beta den hoes on my wors day
I go dow stiars an see my momma standiang ov the stov cooking eggs pankakes grit an bacon
momma: you fin ate
me: you alreany now im fin ate momma
i ate my brekfas an lee the house too go too school
wen i get there i see stupidina and ebtcardira my to bes freinds
stupidina: BITCH
ebtcardira: BITCH
i look at tese hoes
dey so stupid
me: wassup y'all y'all reany for class
dey nod dey heed so we go too clas

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I promise, every time I see a book like this, I do not stay to continue, I exit out the book so goddamn fast. If you read, or tried your best to get through that horrible piece of trash up above, just know that I'm so sorry for hurting you like that, and I'm also proud of you for making it through.

Now this is for the num-nut fuckas,
If you read that shit, and seen no problems, absolutely none, you need to keep reading further down, cause boo-boo, you needs help.

Grammar does not only pertain to saying certain words, or spelling these words right; It's literally levels to this shit.


GRAMMAR
BREAKDOWN
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NOUNS
Person, place or thing. These are what we use to distinguish what we're talking about.

Person—girl, boy, woman, man, teacher, principal
Place—store, street, house, school, jail, restaurant, bank
Thing—a book, a cellphone, a TV,

PROPER NOUNS
This is when the noun is used to identify any classes of people, places, or things, or to name a particular noun.

Put some ownership and naming to these subjects. Capitalization is vital here!

Person
girl; Zakiyah
boy; Zachary
woman; Cynthia
man; Marlon
teacher; Mr. Jackson
principal; Principal Smith

Place
store; Winn Dixie
street; Main Street
house; Mckinley's house
school; Miami Springs Senior High School
jail; Miami-Dade County Jail
restaurant; Red Lobsters
bank; SunTrust
church; Little Rock Baptist Church

Thing
a book; "Simple Justice"
a cellphone; iPhone
a TV; LCD Plasma 28' inch

ADJECTIVES

I went over this in
09
❝descriptions/details❞
part two
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