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Question to discuss:A summery of last night: I feel his finger teasing the head of my prick, using my precum as a sort of lubricant to drive me out of me mind, sinfully torturing me with only the brush of his thumb.

(before you ask, I copied a sentence out of a smut and put it on here xD)

Stranger 1: *summary

Stranger 1: you c unt

Stranger 2: What are you an English teacher?

Stranger 1: im spell check

Stranger 1: are you an ass hat?

Stranger 2: oh hi spell check

Stranger 1: even with auto spell check on computers ppl still are morons

Stranger 2: I sure know spell check is

Stranger 2: Spell check is the real moron

Stranger 1: i'll take that as a yes ... hi ass hat .. how are you

Stranger 2: good my ass hurts

Stranger 1: daddy keeps ramming it huh

Stranger 1: put some ice on it

Stranger 1: then work on your spelling

Stranger 2: I can go to settings and turn you off right now

Stranger 1: wouldnt matter .. you dont pay attention anyway

Stranger 1: ass hat

Stranger 2: Forgetting some apostrophes there bud

Stranger 1: and spell check cant be a moron .. its a set of code

Stranger 1: grammar check is my brother

Stranger 1: at least you listen to him

Stranger 1: ass hat

Stranger 1: 1 out of 2 aint that bad

Stranger 1: but you need to improve

Stranger 2: set of code has a bad mouth

Stranger 1: ass hat is a softie

Stranger 1: maybe thats why your ass hurts

Stranger 2: the hat is uncomfortable

Stranger 1: byeeeeeeee asss haattttttttttttttttttttttttt

Stranger 1 has disconnected

... *jumps off rooftop*

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