My Handsome Young Man // Phan AU

Chapter 23

I hate this. I hate this, I hate this. I hate this. I hate this. I hate this. I hate this. I hate this. I hate this. I HATE THIS. My dysphoria always triples during 'Shark Week'. I'll just try to ignore it while I'm with Phil. I'll try and make it the least awkward as humanly possible. 

I went downstairs to see Phil staring at a blank screen. I smirked as I got an idea. I walked slowly and quietly  over to a chair that's near the sofa and knocked it over. I ducked behind the sofa before Phil could see me. He looked over and called my name. "DAN?" I didn't answer, just smirked even though he couldn't see. I kicked the table that the chair belonged to a bit, just enough to get the things that were on it shaking a little. He whipped his head over to the table with wide eyes. "D-dan? Are you almost ready?" He yelled to no one. His voice wavered a bit and I felt sorry for him, so I only did one more thing. I laid down on my back and kicked the back of the couch with both of my legs. Phil yelped and shot up. He ran up the stairs towards my room. I bust out laughing.

Phil slowly walked back down the stairs with the bat I keep under my bed. When he saw me, he dropped the bat and stomped over to me and crossed his arms. "Dan!" he said. "you made me think there was a burglar or some kind of ghost demon down here!" I kept laughing and had a little tears in my eyes. I sat up and wiped them away and looked up at Phil. "Aww, I'm sorry Philly." He just pouted his lips and turned his head away.

I stood up and put my arms around him. "Lion?" I said. His head was still turned away from me but I could see him smiling. "What do I have to do to make you forgive me?" I said. "Kiss me." he mumbled. "Huh? Say it louder?" I said, smirking. I knew exactly what I was doing. "I said 'Kiss me.'" He said a bit louder. "What? I still can't hear you!" I said.

"I SAID 'KISS ME'!!" he yelled and lifted his head up towards the ceiling. I smirked and pulled his chin down to reveal the blushing face of Phil Lester. "Gladly" I whispered in his ear and slammed my lips onto his. I moved my hands up to his neck. I felt his hand wrap around my waist and smiled. He started to pull me closer to him, but I pulled away. He pouted and frowned, but I just smiled.

"I'm hungry. Want anything?" I asked while walking to the kitchen. Phil followed and leaned against the breakfast bar. "Umm...Pancakes!" he said excitedly. I nodded and went to the cabinet. I found some instant pancake mix and set it out on the  counter. "Sorry Phil, but we don't have all the fancy ingredients to make homemade pancakes. Will these do?" I asked, motioning to the box. He nodded and walked towards me. "As long as we make them together, I'm good." "Oh God, you're so cheesy." I said, smiling.

 "1.) Cheese? Gross and 2.) it's what I do best." he said and did finger guns. He tried winking, but it looked like a moose having a stroke. I rolled my eyes and we started making the pancakes. 

15 minutes, and lot of spilled mix and water, and way too many bad jokes later, we were sat down eating pancakes. We finished, cleaned up, then went and flopped down onto the couch. Well, I flopped down and Phil just looked incredibly awkward. I lifted my head up so he could sit down then laid my head in his lap. He went and started playing with my hair. 

"We should do this more often." I said after a few minutes. "What do you mean?" he asked. "Play with each other's hair. It feels amazing to me, and I want you to feel it too." I replied. He shook his head and said, "While I would probably love that, I want today to be about you. We can do whatever you want to today, as long as we don't get arrested." I replied with "Hmm, if we were doing anything that would possibly get us arrested, it would probably involve running. Which as you saw earlier, I don't really do." Then I giggled. Ugh, that was so girly! I shuddered then went back to talking with Phil. I don't think he noticed anything.

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We had decided to stay at my house for today,and go back to Phil's tomorrow. We were on the couch together rewatching the Titanic when I got up and left to go get something. I walked out of the room and suddenly forgot what I was looking for. I just shrugged and went back into where me and Phil were. I don't know why, but I had the urge to be closer to Phil at that moment. So I calmly walked up to him and sat in his lap. 

"Oh, hello my good sir! What may I help you with?" Phil said in a posh voice. "Well," I said. "I juts wanted to tell you that I love you!"I wrapped my hands around his neck and put my face against his chest to hide my blushing face. I don't really know why I was acting like this, but I just went with it. "Oh really? Well in that case, I love you too Danny." he said. I shook my head and said a muffled "No, please not 'Danny'". He bent down and kissed my head. "Sorry, Dan. I love you too." I smiled and snuggled closer to him. We fell into a comfortable silence. He put his hand around my back and pulled me closer to him. 

I must have dozed off, and Phil too, because I woke up still in Phil's lap but his head was back and soft snores were coming from his mouth. I looked down and saw I made a big wet spot right in the middle of Phil's shirt. I just laughed and got off of him and left up to my room to do whatever.