Homesmut oneshots (DISCONTINUED FOR NEW BOOK)

Davekat! (Part 1)

(Hello everyone, I'm doing this as per popular request!)
Daves P.O.V
I was talking to jade and john over video chat, when the subject of troll horns came up, now I wasn't one to admit it, after all cool guys are full of secrets, but I had a crush on my housemate, karkat, and he was a troll, so naturally I asked him. He said they were decoration, I didn't believe him.

Karkats P.O.V
Dave came up to me and like the total perverted nooklicker he is asked me what troll horns were for! The nerve! I had to admit though, I was flushed for him....I could use this as an opportunity to pa- no, he wouldn't, why would he be interested in a mutant like me?!
Nobody's p.o.v
"C'mon man, don't leave me in the dark like a fucking bat lost in the crevices of a prostitutes asshole" Dave said, pleading for karkat to tell him the secret of troll horns, karkat felt his face flush a deeper shade of red, he took in a deep breath "trollhornsareusedforpleasure", he blurted out, Dave felt his face heat up as well, and brought up enough cool kid courage, he smashed his lips onto karkats

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