Homestuck boyfriend/girlfriend scenarios

them as random text me or my friend sent me

MaddySoftpaws Puffinlover852

Karkat♋
drunk dad for the win take that ＼(;'□｀)/

Aradia♈
I will actually come back from the dead just to ban you from my funeral and then die again

Tav♉
CUE OFF KEY KAZOO

Sollux♊
Ok just call me dad daddy sounds kinky

Nepeta♌
@(*^ｪ^)@ Yay no more memes

Kanaya♍
🍹this is why your child hates you

Terezi♎
Lol i tried to pay her

Vriska♏
IM DEAD I DONT CARE ABOUT PROPER SPELLING

Equius♐
Put the tiny horse book in my pocket at my funeral

Gamzee♑
Beep beep lettuce

Eridan♒
(￣^￣)science my butt

Feferi♓
#sorrynotsorry