South Park Boyfriend Scenarios/Preferences [COMPLETED]

Drunks texts (him) (EDITED)

Edited on the 25th of June 2018

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Stanley "Stan" Marsh:

Stan: I wasn't that drunk!

You: You called a taxi to drive you home

Stan: So I didn't want to get a ticket for being drunk and driving

You: the party was at your house!

Stan:............

Stan: Oh...

You: Yeah, I'm not letting you get that drunk ever again

Stan: That seems fair..

Kyle Broflovski:

You: you were so drunk last night!

Ky: Really what happened?!

You: Babe. You gave a mushroom to a midget and kept yelling "GROW MARIO GROW!"

Ky: Oh god....

You: It was so funny thought!

You: The midget just sighed and walked off.

Kenneth "Kenny" McCormick: 

(He sent you the text while he's drunk)

Ken: you're the sweetest candything in all of theuniverse.Sprinkles odf sugar onmy tasters.

you: Kenny are you drunk?

Ken: Would you arest me rif I wass?

You: No sir.

Ken: you arw so polite.

You: Well thank you.So how much have you had to drink?

Ken: A baby and a half donzen of babies...

You: Okay go to sleep now...

Eric Theodore Cartman:

You:  you were so fucking drunk last night!

Cartman: What no I wasn't 

Cartman: I just hit my head on something

You: You ran down the streets naked with a Mario hat on trying to jump over cars yelling "LETS A GO!"and you ran into a street light

Cartman: Fuck....

Craig Tucker:

You: you were so drunk Craig!

Craig: Not that much...

You: You picked up every rock on the way home and yelled "Where are you Patrick Star"

Craig: so not that bad

You: I am not done yet then you cut up every pineapple in the fruit shop and yelled "Die spongebob die"and find three hundred buck for not paying for them

Craig: Crap....

Tweek Tweak:

Tweek: lol I was that drunk...?

You: well you dug up my mom's garden

You: becouse and I quote "Fuck farmville"

Tweek: Wow....but farmville isn't a good game

You: -___-

Leopold "Butters" Stotch:

Butters: Missy how drunk how was I last night....

You: Well, at one point I covinced you to bite your own nose....

Butters: Then what happened?

You: You were rolling around on the floor for an hour screaming "ITS GETTING AWAY ITS GETTING AWAY"

Butters: Ah Jeez.....

You: Yeah, I also have in on video :P