(Fanart by astrophile )
"Hello, this is Wattpad Tech Support, this is Leon speaking.
How may I help you?"
"Well, Leon...What exactly is this Wattpad app for?"
"...Excuse me?"
"You know. It's an app. Apps have a purpose. What is this apps purpose?"
"It's a reading and writing site. You can read other people's stories and also write your own, if you so desire."
"All I've seen so far are dirty stories so far, so is it, like, the reading version of PornHub?"
"...Miss, there are so many other, not dirty stories on there. Need I recommend a few?"
"Go for it, I have some free time."
"Well...Not dirty stories?"
"Preferably yes."
"..."
"You don't know any, do you?"
"Not off the top of my head, I prefer the dirty ones."
"...Of course you do. Typical male fashion."
"Hey! That's sexist."
"According to Tumblr, I'm a girl and can't be sexist. Sue me."
"...Are you seriously one of those Tumblrinas?"
"It's called sarcasm, idiot. And I'm a straight, brown, cisgender girl, so I don't fit the mold."
"That explains your Indian accent."
"...Is that bad?"
"What? No, not at all. Accents are sexy, trust me."
"Believe me, I'm the opposite of sexy. And I gotta go, my mom will kill me if she finds out I'm on the phone with some random sex-obsessed guy."
"Hey!"
YOU ARE READING
Wattpad Tech Support
Short Story"Why are there so many hotline stories on your website?" "...Excuse me?" "And tech support stories. Nobody falls in love with the tech support guy at Best Buy, let me tell you that." {highest rank: #17 s.s.} ||cover by -riparian || NOT AFFILIATE...
