Wattpad Tech Support

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(Fanart by -chasing_elysian- )

"Hello, this is Wattpad Tech Support, Leon speaking."

"Are you the only tech support guy they have?"

"...Budget cuts."

"Ah."

"Why are you calling?"

"To know how to write a story on here."

"You write?"

"Is that surprising?"

"Of course not! Um...Can I ask what language it'll be in? Since you're Indian and all..."

"...I swear, if you're about to ask me if the story will be written in 'Indian'..."

"..."

"India is a bigàss country, with twenty-two languages, and over seven hundred dialects. There's no such language as Indian. None. Nada. Zilch."

"Okay, okay! I'm sorry!"

"You should be. But to answer your question, no. I live in America, stupid. We moved here when I was younger, but I still speak Malayalam around the house."

"Malay what?"

"...Look, can you tell me how to write a story or not?"

"Yeah, yeah. So are you on the app or the website?"

"Website."

"Go to the top left of the page, and find the create button."

"Got it. Oh, I know what to do now."

"Good. Hey, what's your username?"

"...Why should I tell you?"

"Because I'll follow you and get you more followers."

"What's your username?"

"Um..."

"I'll follow you and help you get more followers."

"It's...LeoDaSexy."

"...You're joking."

"Sometimes I wish."

"Who's abs did you steal off the Internet for your profile picture?"

"...That's me."

"You're lying."

"You wish."

"...You have 3.1k followers. Ew, why are all your stories rated mature?"

"I'm pretty sure that's self-explanatory."

"You're gross."

"That's true, and as much as I love our little chats, I have to go. I'll hit up your pm's later, okay Deepthi?"

"How did you..."

"You had it on your profile. Later, baby."

"...You're so gross."