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"Hey, Leon."
"Hey Deepthi...You sound tired."
"Yeah...It was a long night."
"Did your date go well?"
"...I don't want to talk about it."
"Alright...You're okay though, right?"
"Of course."
"Good, that's good...Why are you calling?"
"I just...I don't know. Boredom, I guess."
"Aww, you love hearing the sound of my voice? You're too sweet."
"...You flatter yourself."
"You're not the first to tell me."
"Yeah...If you were a character in a Wattpad story, you'd probably be the cliché hot guy with the tragic backstory."
"Would you be the good girl to my bad boy?"
"Surprisingly smooth, but no."
"Would you be the fury to my evans?"
"He's a fantastic short story author, but no."
"The Naomi to my Three Musketeers?"
"Do you have three dicks or something?"
"God, no. Imagine waking up with a boner in all three, how long would it take to get off?"
"Oh my god Leon, keep it in your pants, for the sake of all of us."
"...Hehe. Oh, I gotta go, Lilly just woke up from her nap."
"Aww, aren't you a good teen Dad."
"You know it."
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Short Story"Why are there so many hotline stories on your website?" "...Excuse me?" "And tech support stories. Nobody falls in love with the tech support guy at Best Buy, let me tell you that." {highest rank: #17 s.s.} ||cover by -riparian || NOT AFFILIATE...
