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THIS IS WHY WE HAD A CIVIL WAR
[ 10+ participants ]CARMEN;
I can't even begin to say how happy I am.RUSSIAN GIRL;
Good day at work, eh?CARMEN;
You could say that.TEAM CAP;
Glad you had a good day, princess.BIRD BOY;
Do I have permission to ship them yet?STARKY;
Mackie, please.
I've been doing it for three weeks now.
Gotta be faster, bird costume.BIRD BOY;
ITS NOT A BIRD COSTUME.LITTLE ANT;
Just like I'm not an ant.
Puh-lease!CARMEN;
😂😂😂
You all make my day.
Thanks, captain, for introducing me.TEAM CAP;
Oml.
Did I make a mistake?BIRD BOY;
Ay dios mio.SOLDIER;
"Captain."
"Princess"?
Are two sure that nothing else is going on?CARMEN;
Pretty positive.BIRD BOY;
Are you pregnant?
Is it a boy or a girl?CARMEN;
Are you in middle school, Mack?
I swear.
No I'm not pregnant.TEAM CAP;
I hope not.
I'd still like that date.
Besides, it'll probably be my kid one day.SOLDIER;
When did Chris become so smooth?WIDOW;
What did I come too?
Um... this is kinda awkward.STARKY;
More like when did Chris become so direct.EYE OF HAWK;
This is a little creepy.
But I approve of Chrismen.TEAM CAP;
Chrismen?RUSSIAN GIRL;
Oh, Renner! Yes yes yes!STARKY;
Obviously.
Chris + Carmen = Chrismen.CARMEN;
😳😳
I guess it is a good thing that I called you back, earlier.TEAM CAP;
I guess it is then.WIDOW;
Is there something going on?BIRD BOY;
Apparently not.
I asked that, then was scolded for being immature.SOLDIER;
Because you are chocolachino.BIRD BOY;
Okay, we get it papi chulo.CARMEN;
I question you two boys.EYE OF HAWK;
Is anything going on between you two?
Chris, Carmen, I promise to be more mature than Mackie.LITTLE ANT;
Please tell us!STARKY;
Doesn't matter.
It'll happen eventually.
Chrismen will rise!TEAM CAP;
We'll let you figure it out.CARMEN;
Oops. We're awful.
😂😂😉😉RUSSIAN GIRL;
Carmen, as much as I already love you, this is torture.WIDOW;
^EYE OF HAWK;
^^BIRD BOY;
^^^LITTLE ANT;
^^^^SOLDIER;
^^^^^BLACK KITTY;
I'm late but...
^^^^^^SIGHT;
I've got to agree to with the rest.TEAM CAP;
Oops.CARMEN;
I kinda like being evil.
What about you, captain?TEAM CAP;
Yeah, you're right. I like it too, princess.STARKY;
CHRISMEN WILL RISE!BABY SPIDEY;
I just came to a mess.
You're all a mess.
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