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fifty six.

group chat.

THE GUYS (MEN)
[ 6 participants ]

DORITO EVANS;
I have a situation and I sorta need an opinion here.

RUTHLESS STAN;
What is it?

OLD RDJ;
Evans, I swear if you got her pregnant...

DORITO EVANS;
Woah, woah!
No, I did not.

ANNOYING MACKIE;
You seem awfully confident about that answer.

DORITO EVANS;
Because we haven't done anything...

RUTHLESS STAN;
Chocolate chino, nows not the time for that.

GODLY HEMSWORTH;
You're all idiots.
What do you need, Chris?

DORITO EVANS;
So the other night, we were with my siblings and the conversation of marriage came up. It's come up a lot recently, actually.
Do you guys think it's too early to think about marrying her?
I mean, Bridget now calls me dad and my family loves her, and I love her more than anything. Is too early?

OLD RDJ;
It's only too early if you think it is.

ARCHER RENNER;
Oh look, rdj is actually handing out good advice now. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
I say go for it, if that's what you want.

ANNOYING MACKIE;
Jfc im crying man.

DORITO EVANS;
I just might wait a couple more months, but honestly, I think I want this.

OLD RDJ;
I can see Bridget's reaction now. 😂😂😂

ARCHER RENNER;
And Anna's.

RUTHLESS STAN;
I call best man at the wedding.

ANNOYING MACKIE;
No!
I'm the best man.

OLD RDJ;
Oh, whatever.
We all know I'm the best man.
I started this ship way before you idiots hopped on board.

ARCHER RENNER;
I wanna be the best man.

GODLY HEMSWORTH;
Sorry to break it to you all, but he's probably choosing his brother to be best man.

DORITO EVANS;
Ding ding ding! We have a winner.
If Scott doesn't want it, then runner-up is probs Seb.

RUTHLESS STAN;
Suck it losers. 🖕🏻😝

ANNOYING MACKIE;
Fine. This friendship is over, sexy sea bass.

RUTHLESS STAN;
As if.

DORITO EVANS;
Oh my god. 🙄🙄🙄
I'm going back to cuddling with my girl.
Bye losers.

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ANNOYING MACKIE;
Jc, look what you did vanilla ice.

RUTHLESS STAN;
That's on you, man.

ANNOYING MACKIE;
Ah, whatever.
Nothing can ever break up MackStan.