...Sorry I'm slow
Also, this chapter is kinda messy and short
sorry
Oop and the ending is a bit sad
WARNING: a fair amount of profanity
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Lance
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Lance whipped out his phone as the car sped off towards the hotel Shiro and Allura were staying at. He immediately opened a group chat with Shiro in it making sure to add Keith.
Lance's phone POV
Me: SPACE DAD!
Space Daddy 😜: ...Oh goodness. Hi Lance.
Pidgeon: Hey...uh Dad...would it be ok if we stopped by the hotel...
Space Daddy 😜: You are already on your way aren't you?
Pidgeon: YEp and you can't stop us
❤️Bae❤️: Really Lance another group chat?
Me: Yes Keef.
Space Mom: Oh Lance who is the other number? Introduce us.
Yellow Queen 👑 : Space Mom!
Space Mom: Hello Hunk 😋
Me: The other number is Keef
Space Mom: Keef? Interesting spelling.
❤️Bae❤️: No! it's Keith. Not. Keef.
Space Mom: Keef sometimes you just got to roll with the nicknames.
❤️Bae❤️: ugh 😑
Pidgeon: pshhht at least you don't have nicknames for your nicknames
Me: it's only because you're a small child. Small children get nicknames for their nicknames.
Pidgeon: QuIT CALLING ME SMALL YOU HO! I'll FITE YOU!
Space Daddy 😜: Language.
Me: You WAnnA Go MiDGET!
Pidgeon: BITCH. I'D. LIKE. TO. SEE. YOU. TRY.
Space Daddy 😜: Seriously Language.
Me: PSSHHSTT! Can you even reach me? you're like what 4'2?
Yellow Queen 👑 : Uhhh Lance you don't want to cross a line...
Pidgeon: LISTEN UP you Quiznacking Asshat! I'm 5 feet and 3 inches EXACTLY! How BoUT YOU shut YoUR WHORE MoUTH
Space Daddy 😜: That's it! You are both going to be grounded when you get here!
Me: But Daddddd...
Pidgeon: UGH.
Pidgeon: I blame you Lance.
Space Daddy 😜: No buts, and Ughs you brought this upon yourselves.
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Everyone turned off their phones. Keith confused, Lance and Pidge glaring at each other and Hunk trying to find a parking spot.
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