Pidge: Hey peoples! I got some news!
Lance: what is it?
Pidge: People want us to play truth or dare!
Lance: oooooh! Ima get the rest of the group.
-TIME SKIP BROUGHT TO YOU BY JAKE FROM STATE FARM-
Keith: why are we here?
Lance and Pidge: to play truth or dare!
Allura: what's truth or dare?
Pidge: *explains truth or dare* (to lazy to type the whole thing out)
Allura: oh ok. That sounds like fun!
Hunk: yeah let's play.
Coran: so the first dare says... For lance and keith fluff. And Shiro and Matt fluff. Wait, what's fluff?
Pidge: Fluff is like cute love, cuddles, kisses, etc. While smut... Is sex.
Coran: um ok.
Matt: *walks in the room* sup homies!
Shiro: uh h-hi matt
Matt: you alright?
Pidge: you were just dared to do something fluffy to Shiro.
Matt: o-oh *blushes*
Pidge: come on! Just do it already!
Hunk: you got this 👍😉
Matt: *walks up to Shiro and kisses him on the cheek*
Shiro: *blushes*
Allura: *looks pissed*
Pidge: um, Allura?
Coran: *whispers* what's going on?
Hunk: *whispers back* I think she's jealous
Pidge: Um Allura, walk with me *takes Allura out of the room*
Shiro: *still blushing* doesn't keith and lance have to do something fluffy?
Keith and Lance: Shit
Lance: *grabs keith and kisses him on the lips*
Keith: *blushes*
Lance: *pulls away and blushes* we'll never speak of this, ever!
Keith: *blushing* o-ok
Pidge: *comes back with calm Allura* what did I miss?
Hunk: keith and lance kissed, on the lips!
Pidge: GOD FUCKING DAMN IT! I MISSED IT!
Shiro: Language
Pidge: *throws chair across room* Language my ASS! *stomps out of room*
Hunk: she's just a big Klance shipper. Hehe
Was that good? BTW this dare was dared by ThreadTheNeedle
Ask me more dares!
