Pidge: Oml I love this!
Gabe: Love what, oh wait, me
Pidge: Shut up!
Gabe: Love you too!
Pidge: Well anyways, this dare was from Leeson1234 and it says to make lance put water in his mouth and for everyone to tell him a joke and if he laughs and spits out the water, he must eat a spoonful of dirt.
Gabe: That's a pretty weird dare but ok.
Pidge: Ok well, let go get the others!
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Pidge: Ok so you guys understand what to do.
Lance: Yeah but why me!?
Keith: Because everyone loves you.
Lance: uuh fine! *puts water in mouth*
Pidge: Ok, I'll go first... What kind of music are balloons afraid of? Pop Music!
Hunk: Oh wow.
Shiro: Thats a good one!
Keith: Cheesy!
Pidge: Shut it emo boy! You cant even listen to the g note without crying!
Keith: Rude
Lance: *snorts*
Hunk: That was a close one.
Matt: Ok! My turn! I asked my French friend if she likes to play video games. She said, "Wii."
Pidge: HAHA!
Shiro: Heh! I like that one!
Hunk: Lol
Keith: I dont get it
Pidge: BOI! Do you know your video games!
Shiro: No he does not. Well anyways, my turn! What did the grape do when he got stepped on? He let out a little wine.
Coran: HA HA HA!
Allura: I'm crying!
Pidge and Matt: *dieing on the floor*
Keith: OML DAD STOP!
Shiro: Did you know, that was considered a dad joke.
Keith: *face palms*
Lance: *about to lose it*
Pidge: Ok! Keith's turn!
Keith: Ugh fine! Why do we tell actors to "break a leg?"
Pidge: Why?
Keith: Because every plan has a cast!
*everyone except for lance and pidge laugh*
Pidge: Corny!
Keith: Sorry, I couldnt hear you from all the way down there.
Lance: *loses it and spit water on pidge*
Keith: HA! REKT!
Pidge: *wipes water off her face and starts to play welcome to the black parade* pay back!
Keith: *cries* WhEn i WaS a yOuNg bOy!
Lance: Stahp!
Coran: Well, sorry Lance but you have to eat a spoonful of dirt.
Lance: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Hunk: Ew
Matt: I'll go get the dirt!
Shiro: Oh well, you shouldn't have laughed.
Lance: No captain obvious!
Matt: IM BACK AND I GOT THE DIRT!
Allura: Ready Lance?
Lance: Sure. *struggles and puts dirt in mouth*
Pidge: Gross!
Keith: I guess you can say Lance has a "dirty" mouth.
Hunk: PFFT
Lance: *swallows dirt* EEEEERG! NASTY!
Keith: Well, I guess I ain't kissing you until you wash your mouth.
Lance: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
*everyone laughs except for lance who cries*
Gabe: Anyways, thanks for the dare!
Pidge: Wait, where were you the whole time.
Gabe: Um, I definitely wasn't in your room.
Pidge: wait WHAT!?
Gabe: bYeEe
