The Space Junkyard

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Out in space, at a hidden resistance ship in the junkyard. A guard was sleeping on his chair with his computer playing on a space sport game. The computer begins to glitch a bit, until Foxtrot appears in front of the guard, waking him up. The guard jumps a bit at the fragments sudden appearance

Foxtrot: you have been sleeping for about 4 hours. In my opinion, that interferes with your working duties

The guard gets on the computer and turns off the show

Guard: oh uh sorry, I was-I was just-um- hey! How do you change the uh...the background?

Foxtrot: I believe what you are looking for is...ALT TAB

The guard continues to work on his computer

Guard: yeah!! Thanks little guy

Then the guard noticed something off and looks at Foxtrot

Guard: hey, what are you? You don't look like the normal hollow projection

Foxtrot: that is because I am an A.I. designated as FOXTROT from Project Freelancer

Guard: Project Freelancer? Aren't they the bad guys?

Foxtrot: the name calling is uneeded, I would say that Project Freelancer is neither good nor bad, just like your own forces. These are two groups holding different results

Guard: whoa, that's deep. It's like different universes but they-

Before the guard could finish, Agent Vermont comes behind the guard and grabs his head

Vermont: hey!! Only I get to talk to Foxtrot!! So FUCK OFF!!!!!!

Vermont starts banging the guards head on the desk and then toss him at the wall

Vermont: take that asshole

Vermont looks at the door he came in

Vermont: hey!!! It's clear!!!

York then steps into the room

York: not bad Verm

Vermont: just hack the door!!

York: ok ok!!

York walks over to the other door. Just then another A.I. fragment with mark V armor in color green named Delta, appears in front of Vermont

Delta: I believe that was unnecessary Agent Vermont

Vermont: Delta, do I LOOK like I care?!

Delta: you are wearing a helmet, so I can not tell

Vermont: just go help York with the fucking door!!!

Delta: affirmative

Delta then floats over to York

Director: (comms) Agents, what is the status of the hangar?

Vermont: York is working on it right now sir

York: yeah, but this may take awhile

Vermont: what does that mean?

York: it's another holographic lock

Vermont: are you fucking kidding me?!!!

Director: Agents, we are low on time here

York and Vermont suddenly hear moaning. Vermont turns around and sees the guard getting back up

Guard: ohhh... hey get me back little Santa Claus

Foxtrot appears on Vermont's left shoulder, Vermont looks at Foxtrot

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