At Valhalla, the reds manage to acquire a warthog but was then being chased by another one
Grif: dammit!! What are you waiting for?! Just shoot them!!
Simmons: I can't! This gun is jammed!!
Sarge: who's idea was it to steal this thing anyway?!!
Meanwhile, Vermont, Church and Caboose were watching the whole chase
Vermont: god dammit!! I knew this plan wouldn't work!!
Church: none of our plans ever work
Caboose: that's why we carry guns!
Vermont: "we can get a car no problem! Let the reds handle it! Don't let a dirty blue handle this job!" Why the hell did I ever listen to those idiots?!
Church: yeah well you probably shouldn't listen to them at all
Vermont: yeah well I stopped listening to you three bases ago!
Caboose: well that's not very-
Vermont: and I never started listening to YOU!!
Foxtrot: Vermont, I think they get-
Vermont: and don't think I've forgotten that little silent treatment you gave me back at the power plant!
Foxtrot: I was in lockdown!
Vermont: that's no excuse!
Back with the reds, Grif was still trying to lose them until they came across a base
Sarge: push them against a wall!
Grif: on it!
Grif then rams the car onto the one that was chasing them and it falls into the base
Sarge: did we lose them?!
Simmons: I think we did!
Grif then stops the car in front of the base
Sarge: I don't believe it!
Grif: ha! I guess you owe me an apology Sarge! Turns out I'm not such a bad driver after...
Then the car that was chasing them pops out from the entrance of the base and stops in front of them
Grif: ...all
Back with Vermont and the others, they were still watching as the reds were being chased
Caboose: oh my god....that Jeep has a really big gun
Church: DON'T get any ideas
Vermont sighs in annoyance
Vermont: ok...I'm just gonna go and help them before they fuck it up. I am really starting to hate this job
Vermont begins to walk down the hill
Caboose: well at least you're getting some practice at it!
Vermont: do NOT patronize me
Vermont was now away from ear shot from Church and Caboose
Church: ok he's gone! Caboose, I need you to wait here if he comes back
Caboose: wait...you're leaving?
Church: I just need to go find Tex, Vermont doesn't want me to see her for some reason
Church then exits his body and goes into spirit form
Caboose: d-don't leave me here with your body! .....it stares at me!
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Red vs Blue: Agent Vermont
FanfictionAgent Vermont was never a people person, but that didn't stop him from making friends. Agent Vermont was a quiet, cold, short tempered and dark man, but that was all because of his past. he had trust issues and never fully agreed with the director...