At outpost Valhalla, Vermont was currently talking to the guard while Church and Caboose were hanging around farther away from him
Guard: I'm sorry sir but I'm afraid I can't let you in
Vermont: and why the hell not?!
Guard: look everyone is a bit on edge after the attack
Vermont: will you just let me through?! I have orders from Command!
Guard: yeah and so do I, they came from the Director himself...look if you want you can contact Command and have us to stand down but that'll probably not happen. You also can use Red Base there to gather some supplies
Vermont sighs disappointedly
Vermont: fine...
Vermont walks towards Church and Caboose
Vermont: we have a problem...
Caboose: I hope it's not a math problem
Vermont: shut up, we can't get into Blue Base or the crash sight, they seem to have locked it down
Church: wow, we couldn't have found out over the radio?! We had to walk all the way here?
Vermont: hey I'm not happy about it either dickhead! On the bright side they said we could use Red Base for supplies
Church: wow...an empty concrete base....is it our birthday?
Caboose: I want cake
Vermont: no but it will be your funeral if you keep that sarcasm up
Church: ok Jesus!! You are a very violent man Agent Vermont!
Vermont: yeah I get that a lot
Church: in fact you're even worse than Tex!
Foxtrot: getting back on topic, there is a way to go towards the crash sight. We could try distracting the guards while you two quickly move it towards the crash
Vermont: that's not a bad idea Fox
Church: yeah I agree with the floating Santa clause, it'll be better than Vermont trying to fill me with lead!
Caboose: yeah Church is already covered in lead so...
Church: Caboose shut up!!
Vermont: I'll go and distract the guards, I'll give you the signal soon
Church then looks at a few of the guards
Church: yeah ok, so what exactly is the signal?
Then when he looks back he notices Vermont was already gone
Church: god dammit I hate it when they do that
Caboose: do what-hey! Where is Agent Vermont?!
Time later, Church and Caboose were on the balcony of Red Base looking over at Blue Base
Caboose: what do you think Agent Vermont will use as a distraction?
Church: I don't know, maybe he'll damage a car or throw a rock...that's what I would do
Then an explosion emits next to Blue Base and the alarm starts blaring
Church: or that, that works too
Caboose: yeah I think he's better at distractions than you are
Vermont:(comms) alright, head to the crash sight but QUIETLY, use the grav lift to get across more quickly
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Red vs Blue: Agent Vermont
FanfictionAgent Vermont was never a people person, but that didn't stop him from making friends. Agent Vermont was a quiet, cold, short tempered and dark man, but that was all because of his past. he had trust issues and never fully agreed with the director...
