At the desert, Grif was looking around at the ground, looking for something as Tucker walks up to him
Tucker: hey Grif! What's up?
Grif: Vermont ordered me to bury the bodies after that battle we had
Tucker: that's a lot of bodies we made, a lot of holes to fill...Bow Chicka Bow Wow
Grif: yeah, but as soon as I got up here all the bodies were just covered in a bunch of sand thanks to the wind
Tucker: .......Then I guess they're already buried! Good job dude!
Grif: huh....I like how you think
Vermont then walks up to Grif and Tucker with an unsatisfied look on his face
Vermont: I knew it! I knew you wouldn't fucking do it! You didn't bury the bodies so now I have to bury the bodies my.....self
Vermont then notices that the bodies were now gone and he jerks his head back to Grif
Vermont: the FUCK?!!!
Tucker: yeah he actually did it! He buried the shit out of them!
Grif: all in a days work!
Vermont: but I gave the order five minutes ago! It would've taken you 30 minutes to finish up, how the hell did you do it so fast?! Did you help him Tucker?
Tucker: Vermont, you obviously haven't been around with us for long. You should know by now that I'm a lover not a digger
Grif: yeah and I'd bet you would've helped me if the bodies were dead ladies!
Both Tucker and Vermont stare at Grif after he made that very uncomfortable comment
Vermont: ......Jesus Christ Grif
Grif: yeah...I realize now that it sounded a lot better in my head
Sarge then walks up to the three in interest
Sarge: hey, what's going on here?
Vermont: Grif just finished burying the bodies, did it quite quickly too
Sarge: sweet! Now we should prepare a eulogy
Vermont: a what?!
Sarge: these men were soldiers Vermont! Even if they were enemy soldiers, they still fought bravely to the end!
Vermont: that sounds like a waste of time
Sarge: oh nonsense! A eulogy is a perfect way to say our goodbyes to these soldiers! Who wants to start? Tucker?
Tucker: no thanks...I'm a lover not a talker......hey you wanna make another sex with dead people joke?
Grif: no, I've already hit my quota
Sarge: hey I just realized...where's Foxtrot? I thought you and he were inseparable Vermont
Vermont: Foxtrot is busy with Epsilon trying to keep the aliens in a good mood
They then see Epsilon leading the aliens with Foxtrot next to him
Epsilon: and so this one guy...said this to the other guy...and that was it
Foxtrot: interesting indeed...
Vermont: I'm STILL not ok with those things worshipping Epsilon like that
Tucker: would you rather we tell them that he's not what they think he is and result into killing us all?
Vermont: hey I fought aliens during the war, this is nothing new to me!
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Red vs Blue: Agent Vermont
FanfictionAgent Vermont was never a people person, but that didn't stop him from making friends. Agent Vermont was a quiet, cold, short tempered and dark man, but that was all because of his past. he had trust issues and never fully agreed with the director...
