Church Is Back In Session

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After the guards just shot the engine from the pelican that Vermont was flying, they were already too late as Vermont was still able to escape

Guard: shit! Shit shit shit!! What are we gonna do now?!!

Guard 2: relax dude...that pelican will crash and there's no way he can survive that

Guard: that prisoner was locked up for a reason dumbass!! He's survived worst shit before!! A crash is nothing to him!! What are we gonna tell the Chairman?!!

???: you can tell him...

The guards look into one of the cells to look at the prisoner speaking to them

???: that if you release me...I'll go after him and recapture him

Guard: yeah right! And what makes you think that you can beat Agent Vermont?!

The prisoner then steps out of the shadows to reveal that its Agent Washington

Washington: because I know him more than anyone else....

Back at the desert, the four of them run into the temple and Tucker closes the door behind him

Tucker: there!

Tucker then runs up to the three troopers

Caboose: Tucker!

Tucker: hey there Caboose

Grif: oh hey there, what's up...and all that

Tucker: you brought these assholes? Are we still killing each other or pretending to work together?

Caboose: ah the pretending part

Tucker: oh sweet!

Tucker then puts away his energy sword and pulls out his rifle

Tucker: hey dudes what's up? How'd you find me?

Foxtrot then appears next to Caboose

Foxtrot: we had received your distress call and came to aid you in your troubles

Tucker: the fuck?! Who's this little guy?

Caboose: oh this is Foxtrot he's the AI Fragment who also has the same color as Santa Clause and was paired with a Freelancer named Vermont

Tucker: a fragment? Like Omega?! You're not gonna drive us crazy are you?!

Foxtrot: even if I wanted to, no...

Tucker: and who's this Freelancer named Vermont?

Caboose: oh he's like Tex...but meaner

Grif: that's an understatement

Tucker: and where's this Vermont guy now?

Sarge: good question, we never heard from him for awhile now and there's probably a good chance he's dead

Tucker: I would fucking hope so! Cause the last thing I need is another Freelancer who's worse than Tex trying to make my life a living hell than it already is! Like right now, they sent you assholes because of my distress signal and I wanted less distress not MORE distress!!

Foxtrot: actually the others here ignored that call until Donut showed up and told them himself

Tucker: oh I see, so me making a distress call is not a big deal but Donut telling you some homo story about it...red alert!

Sarge: pretty much

Tucker: so where's everyone else?

Caboose: what do you mean?

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