Hours and hours have passed when Donut was explaining his own story about talking to the Counselor, Foxtrot was listening with great interest but Caboose was almost not understanding a single word
Donut: and then after that they just transferred me over to a new base
Caboose: that's a really cool story Donut...
Foxtrot: so what happened next?
Donut: well when I got to the new base, all I saw was a message from Tucker, asking me to get Church! There was something else there, but I couldn't see who, I then ran all the way here as quickly as I could!
Caboose: that sounds scary
Donut: yeah!
Donut then notices the loud noise coming from the Epsilon Unit
Donut: that thing's making a lot of racket
Caboose: who Epsilon? Yeah it does that when you talk to it...it loves it when you tell it stories! Stories of our own adventures and what not...from the best of my memory
Donut: the best of YOUR memory?
Caboose: uh huh!
Donut: those must be some pretty weird stories
Foxtrot: I've heard some of his own stories myself...and weird is an understatement
Caboose: and right now I'm using it and some of Tex's body and parts from a crash ship to help me make a new best friend! I even have Foxtrot helping me!
Foxtrot: more like I'm the one doing all the work...he was pretty handy on a few things though
Caboose: yeah...it wasn't fun....I lit myself on fire
Foxtrot: I did tell you to watch out for wire sparks but you didn't listen to me
Caboose: well it's not my fault that this suit is highly flammable!!
Donut: so how did you get it?
Foxtrot: it was Agent Vermont, he helped us gather the Epsilon Unit but we've never heard from him after he activated the E.M.P
Donut: you mean the Emp?
Foxtrot: I still can't believe we're calling it that...
Donut: wait who's Agent Vermont? He sounds like a Freelancer
Caboose: oh that's because he is a Freelancer! Just like Tex but...meaner...
Donut: so have you heard from him?
Foxtrot: unfortunately no...we haven't gotten a call from him in months and I'm beginning to think he didn't survive...
Donut: well if you're so tired of waiting for him call then why don't you just call him yourself?
Caboose: ohh....oh?
Foxtrot: you know...I never thought about that...it seemed pretty obvious in hindsight now
Meanwhile at a maximum security prison, one of the guards was currently walking down the cell corridor and he stops to look at one of the cells to see Vermont himself wearing an orange prison jumpsuit and doing push ups with one arm....because he doesn't have his robot arm anymore
Guard: hey! Vermont, we got a call for ya!
He stops doing his pushups and sits on the floor while facing the guard, showing that cybernetic eye was gone as well as there was just a gaping hole in his right eye socket
Vermont: for me? How the hell does someone even know I'm here?!
Guard: it came in from your personal channel, we rerouted it to us
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Red vs Blue: Agent Vermont
FanfictionAgent Vermont was never a people person, but that didn't stop him from making friends. Agent Vermont was a quiet, cold, short tempered and dark man, but that was all because of his past. he had trust issues and never fully agreed with the director...
