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drunk

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YOU GETTING DRUNK
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[ n o t  e d i t e d ]

[ j i n ]

jin: ya noona, eodisso?

you: bwo? i'm herb at the babr!

jin: are you drunk?

you: naiyo? waeyo?

jin: you're drunk.

you: ni imd nit! gi di the chors at hiuse abd i'll be hime layer.

jin: No. I'm gonna pick you up.

you: jahima!!~ oh look! it's a whale!

jin: aish.

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[ y o o n g i ]

you: ya! yoonginolugy!

yoongi: did you just call me ugly?

you: anuyo! i said, yoonginology!

yoongi: fuck you bish.

you: yah! i'n your niona!

yoongi: why are you doing typ— are u drunk again?!

you: aniyo, waeuo?

yoongi: you're drunk.

you: you're a hoe.

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[ h o s e o k ]

hoseok: noona

hoseok: noona

hoseok: noona

you: BWO?!

hoseok: ya! eodiisseo?!

you: oh me ? i'm ar thevclsub!!

hoseok: the what?!

you: rhe cluv??!

hoseok: what the hell r u doing there? mom would be mad if she finds out!

you: no she won't! i can ee jer here! flostingh! in mid airb!

hoseok: u r so drunk, you can't even text.

you: yeah i coukd, see?

hoseok: no you can't i'm picking u up.

you: okay, go horsie!

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[ n a m j o o n ]

you: namjooknn!!

namjoon: noona?

you: picj me ip!!! ar the barr!!

namjoon: psh. Ur drunk again?

you: duh! you stupid!

namjoon: i'm smarter than u.

you: i din't care, oick me uop!

namjoon: fine, wait 30 seconds.

you: k~ i can see numbers floating~ what the hell is tjis?

namjoon: equations. stupid.

you: oh yeha, i'm druink!

namjoon: aish. Stupid noona.

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[ j i m i n ]

jimin: noona

you: waieyo?

jimin: oh my mochi, you're drunk?

you: aniyo!

jimin: ohhh.. jinjja?

you: aniuoooo!! oppa i wanna be wihrb youunn

jimin: what the fuck noona?

you: jsyt kidijng!!! i'm drunk, where my boyfriendv

jimin: you don't have a boyfriend

you: yeah! i do hahe onen

jimin: no u don't.

you: aish! yiu punk!

jimin: fuck u bish.

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[ t a e h y u n g ]

you: taehyubg ah!

taehyung: ne?

you: where are uou?

taehyung: at house, can you text?

you: of cousre! why notv

taehyung: oh. i get it. ur drunk.

you: oh wowj! how'd you guesss?

taehyung: it's becuase i know

you: watveebrr!!

taehyung: i'm your lil' bro you stupid.

you: whatever. Oh! theres a unifornnn!! she's pretyyy!!

taehyung: u crazy person.

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[ j u n g k o o k ]

you: jungkook ah!!!

jungkook: ne? you good?

you: ofocurseeee!!!

jungkook: where r u anyways, mom's searching for u. You're dead when you get home.

you: oh me?

jungkook: uhm yeah, i just said it.

you: oh! i'm at the club!!!!

jungkook: you're at the what?! you're so dead to mom!

you: well, i'm with my guy friends! they're so friendly. They even insisted to took me home, and i'm walking with them now. tueu're so cuteee and fwirnedlyy~

jungkook: NOONA PABOYA!

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