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Unholy Trinity 😈🖤
Jackson [JackAss☠️]
Luke [LameAss👀]
Blanca [BasicAss💋]

LameAss👀
It's Sunday bih 🧖🏽‍♂️

JackAss☠️
I already brought the face masks
Charcoal for me
Avocado for Luke
Honey for Blanca

LameAss👀
Why can't we do this every week?

JackAss☠️
Because we always choose to catch up on emails on Sundays
We don't have days off 😡😤

LameAss👀
Weren't you just planning a week long trip to Hawaii

JackAss☠️
And I am going to vlog it
Like I said, no days off 😤
Blanca, where are you?????

LameAss👀
She probably muted the conversation because we are annoying as hell.

JackAss☠️
Speak for yourself,
I'm her favorite

BasicAss💋
I hate the both of you
I was getting my nails done
Now I'm getting a pedicure

JackAss☠️
She's really taking this pampering seriously

LameAss👀
She trying to get a babe

JackAss☠️
Tom Holland follows her now, she's not playing around

LameAss👀
And Elizabeth, and Chris
AND Elizabeth commented
Blanca is living her best life and pulling all the hoes

BasicAss💋
Y'all act like they are actually friends with me
They follow me on Insta - they don't come over for a weekly dinner
Chill guys

LameAss👀
But you WANT them to be real life friends
Let's be real: this is your dream come true

JackAss☠️
You should hookup with him

LameAss👀
TRUE
you want Elizabeth and Chris together so I know you won't hook up with them

JackAss☠️
She's quiet because she knows she wants to hook up with him
GET IT GIRL

BasicAss💋
I'm quiet because y'all love ASSuming things
I haven't even met the kid
I can't say whether or not I'll hook up with him
I've never hooked up with anyone
Y'all need to chill
People are still calling me out about the things with Katie
People following me doesn't equate to people liking me
Now I'm trying to relax and get a pedicure so please stop

JackAss☠️
Damn girl
You went off
But you do you

LameAss👀
Don't worry about what people say about you and Katie
That's old news - its going to be six months since that was cancelled

JackAss☠️
^EXACTLY
If you wanna move on, you can.
If you wanna be single, go ahead
You do you

BasicAss💋
Y'all aren't so bad all the time
🙄💕🙄💕

JackAss☠️
You and Tom would be cute af tho

LameAss👀
Bom for life

BasicAss💋
Ffs

LameAss👀
Im outside your house
Are you almost here

BasicAss💋
I'm about to leave the nail salon now
Just use your spare key?

LameAss👀
True
I forgot I had that

JackAss☠️
I'll be there in 10

BasicAss💋
Traffic is bad - I'll be there ASAP

LameAss👀
Hurry up
I need to clean my pores

BasicAss💋
🙄🙄

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