Unholy Trinity 😈🖤
Jackson [JackAss☠️]
Luke [LameAss👀]
Blanca [BasicAss💋]
LameAss👀
I'm on my way to your house Blanca
I need food and I don't have any
JackAss☠️
I'm in the car with him
I just came along for the ride
I might be hungry once we get there though
BasicAss💋
Y'all could have used UberEats???
Postmates??
Restaurants?????
Drive through?
So many options available that don't include coming to my house
JackAss☠️
...
I'm gonna pretend you didn't just suggest you don't want us to come over
Because that is petty as hell
LameAss👀
You don't want us over?
Or you don't have food?
BasicAss💋
I'm already ordering pizza
I hate the two of you
I was having a nice relaxing day watching Spider-Man and now y'all are gonna come over here and ruin it
LameAss👀
Of course you're watching that movie AGAIN
JackAss☠️
What kinda pizza?
BasicAss💋
I like Marvel, obviously I rewatch their movies
Dominos
JackAss☠️
YASS
you know the way to my heart
LameAss👀
Mhmm I'm SURE that's why you picked that one
JackAss☠️
^so much for being protective
LameAss👀
I am not for her dating him...
I am for her being completely thirsty...
JackAss☠️
BIH NO
I AM THE NUMBER ONE SHIPPER OF BOM
You have to at least lowkey ship them
BasicAss💋
Jax chill
We haven't even met
And maybe we never will
LameAss👀
^exactly
Who says they will actually like each other
JackAss☠️
Y'all are boring as hell
Let me ship them
HE TWEETED HER FIRST REMEMBER
AND that boi used 'xx'
BasicAss💋
Everyone from the uk uses that
Joe uses that with all of his messages too
LameAss👀
TRU
...but he did tweet you first
And after you tweeted about the premiere
He rarely uses twitter too
BasicAss💋
Are you trying to say something?
Because you know I'm dumb and oblivious
JackAss☠️
Girl I'll spell it out for you
THAT 👏🏼BOY 👏🏼THINKS 👏🏼YOU'RE👏🏼FINE👏🏼
Use it to your advantage
BasicAss💋
...
But he has Zendaya
LameAss👀
This girl
You know they aren't dating
I know they aren't dating
Everyone knows they aren't dating
JackAss☠️
I'm just saying - flirt and see what happens
BasicAss💋
Y'all almost here?
pizza just got here
LameAss👀
And of course you change the subject 🙄
JackAss☠️
When your girl highkey thirsty AND highkey awkward
BasicAss💋
Hurry up and get here before I eat the pizza all by myself
YOU ARE READING
Fire Starter | Tom Holland
Fanfiction[BOOK ONE] @blancanieves: I haven't even met any of the MCU cast and now I don't want to because they may have seen these tweets - Where a YouTuber and an actor seem to be falling in love [tom holland x oc] [social media]
