CABIN 23 (Mashton)

Corneum (Ashton) #14

Hey, sorry it's taken a while. turns out my nana still lives in the dark ages and doesn't have Internet AT ALL. like legit.

So therefore I HAVNT been able to start updating till today (3/6/14) due to this lack of Internet,

So apologies babes :P hope I can make it up to you with this chapter (despite its short size)

Oh and sorry I Havnt been able to reply to all your comments, just remember I try and that I love you all. every single one of you.

ShineSupernova :)

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*CORNEUM

(Ash POV)

I sat across from Mikey at the cafeteria styled tables, and next to the cal pal. Luke was next to Mikey.

Dinner tonight was spaghetti bile gnash. that's what it looked like anyway. the mince had a shade of GREEN in it, I mean. what even bro.

Sure it tasted pretty good, but you just had to close your eyes whilst you ate it. otherwise it didn't taste that great.

"It feels like I'm eating worms" cal said, slurping saucy noodles into his mouth, spraying the table with splatters of red.

"I'd just gotten over that fact thanks cal. I think I'm gonna throw up again" Luke said, shivering. he looked grossed out.

"Guys come on, I actually want to eat you know, but you guys making my spaghetti look like worms swimming in bile have put me off" I sighed, placing my fork in the bowl

"Ew ash. no. you've made it worse" cal laughed

"You started it" I grinned

"What's bile?" Mikey said, chipping into our conversation

I sighed and put my hands in my hair.

"Damn it Mikey, the only thing that'll spoil my appetite more than it has been already, would be to describe bile to you"

"Ill explain it" Luke grinned, then gave me an evil smirk

"No Luke no!" me and cal shouted at the same time

"So bile is-"

"-don't go any further" I warned

"Bile is the green stuff in your stomach the breaks down all the shit you eat. it's why your puke is green" Luke said really quickly

"Excuse me I'm going to go and vomit my stomach contents out in the bathroom" I said, feeling queezy and standing up

"Pussy!" Luke laughed

"Tell us if you see any bile in your puke" cal shouted

"Ew" I shuddered and walked away, leaving my bowl which was still half full of spaghetti on the table.

"You guys are so gross" Mikey laughed and are another forkful of his dinner.

That was the last thing I saw

Before

I turned and walked out of the mess hall and out into the courtyard

As I took in a breath of fresh air, I tried to summon my mystic ninja powers to get the image of Mikey slurping bile covered worms into his mouth.

My ninja powers were not being summoned

I groaned out loud

Suddenly a horrific image of me kissing Mikey came into my head. usually if this happened I would have welcomed it and then gone and had a cheeky wank in the bathrooms...

But this time it was different.

His mouth was full of wriggly noodles

I coughed and then spat on the ground, as the image became too real for my mind and made me feel as if there were worms in my mouth.

Eruughhhh

I shuddered and went into the bathroom for the long needed (I didn't actually realize I needed it now) ahem. the long needed piss.

The bathroom was unisex.

When I pulled up my zipper, I looked down to the ffloor where there was some kind of libra label. I think it was from a pad or tampon or whatever. I'm a guy I don't know much about these things. get of my back oh my god.

I stooped down a picked it up, reading it curiously

LIBRA fact #146 raspberries aren't actually Berries, tomatoes and eggplants are

LIBRA fact #315

The average American sleeps for 1/3 of its lifetime

LIBRA fact #72

It takes women on average 30 days to fall in love, but it only takes men 0.5 seconds.

There were no more facts on the sheet.

The last one intrigued me somewhat though.

does it really take that long for a man to fall in love?