Two Horny Roommates:
"Hey, Freak. How's the weather up there?" He kicked his ankle. "Painful?"
"Hey, Normy. How's the weather down there?" He pours his water bottle on him. "Wet?"
"Oh, I atta-"
"Atta what? Kick my butt? Yeah, I'd like to see you try."
"Pffft. No. I was gonna give you all of my love, but since you said it, might as well."
They continued to have a fight.
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