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The demigods get sang "You're Welcome!"

A/N: I did not just write this, I copied it from one of my unpublished parts of another book I'm writing.

This is what I think would happen if the Seven plus Nico and Will came across Maui and he tried to sing them you're welcome, before Moana found him.

OK, OK

I see what's happening here
You're face-to-face with greatness and it's strange
You don't even know how you feel.
It's adorable!
Well, it's nice to see that humans never change-
Percy: But we aren't completely human.
Maui: What? Anyways...

Open your eyes, let's begin
Yes, it's really me,
It's Maui! Breathe it in
I know it's a lot:
The hair, the bod!
When you're staring at a demigod!
Will, Nico, and the seven: Uh, we're demigods too.
Maui: WHAT?? I mean...

What can I say except "You're welcome"
For the tides, the sun, the sky?

Percy: Nope, the tides is my dad. Poseidon, y'know.
Jason: Sky is my dad's! Zeus!
Will: Sorry, dude. My dad's zone is the sun. Apollo, god of the sun. Ring a bell?
Maui: WHAT?! Uhm... ahem,

Hey, it's OK, it's OK. You're welcome
I'm just an ordinary demi-guy!

Hey, what has two thumbs and pulled up the sky
When you were waddling yay high?
This guy!

Annabeth: Wrong. It's Atlas.
Maui: ~inhales deeply~

When the nights got cold, who stole you fire from down below?
You're looking at him, yo!

Hazel: Wait, wasn't that Prometheus?
Annabeth: Yup!

Oh, also I lassoed the sun
—you're welcome—
To stretch your days and bring you fun
Also, I harnessed the breeze
—You're welcome—
To fill your sails and shake your trees
Will: Dude. My dad drives the sun chariot/car.
Jason: And, Boreas, Notus, Eurus, and Zephyurus, probably don't appreciate you saying you 'harnessed' them.
Maui: ~Groans, and continues~

So what can I say except "You're welcome"
For the islands I pulled from the sea?
There's no need to pray, it's OK,
You're welcome
I guess it's just my way of being me.

Annabeth: Uh, Poseidon probably would object, so I say lies!

You're welcome, you're welcome
Well, come to think of it

Kid, honestly I can go on and on
I can explain every natural phenomenon
The tide, the grass, the ground
Oh, that was Maui just messing around!

Everyone but Maui: ~stares at Maui, and takes out weapons.~
Maui: What?
Everyone: no. We fought Gaea, a lot of our friends died. We were also mentally traumatized. If you're saying you created Gaea, we will murder you.

I killed an eel, I buried its guts
Sprouted a tree, now you've got coconuts
What's the lesson? What is the take-away?
Don't mess with Maui when he's on the break-away
And the tapestry here in my skin
Is a map of the victories I win
Look where I've been. I make everything happen
Look at that mean mini Maui just tippity tappin'
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, hey!

Well, anyway, let me say you're welcome!
For the wonderful world you know
Hey, it's OK, it's OK. You're welcome!
Well, come to think of it, I gotta go

Hey, it's your day to say you're welcome!
'Cause I'm gonna need that boat
I'm sailing away, away. You're welcome!
'Cause Maui can do anything but float
You're welcome, you're welcome

And thank you!

Maui: Wait, there isn't a bout here. Anyways, HA! Even if your parents are gods, can you do this? ~Grabs hook and turns in to multiple different animals~
Frank: ~turns into dragon, then to human, then to other animals~ Yeah.
Jason: Can you do this? ~summons lightning.~
Maui: ~gulp~ No...
Percy: What about this? ~makes cool water structures~ ~dives in to the water~
Maui: No, and uh.. Is he gonna come up? It's been 30 seconds. Or more.
Nico: What about this? ~summons skeletons, then shadow travels to next to Will who is 5 feet away.~
Maui: N-no.
Will: What about this? ~inhaled to whistle, but is stopped by Nico~
Nico: NO! You'll knock all of us out!
Will: Fine, but I can curse you to talk in rhyme.
Maui: Oh really?
Will: ~Curses Maui, and starts chuckling.~
Maui: What curse, why are you filled with mirth? Wait, what, I sound like a nut. Hold up, do you have a cup? Scratch that, there's a gnat. I don't know why, I'm talking in rhyme.
Will: See? ~removes curse~ You should be fine now.
Maui: Well, what can you do? ~He asks Annabeth~
Annabeth: Uh... I mean, I'm smart? Oh! ~tosses dagger into the water~
Percy: ~emerges from the water~ What, Wise Girl? I was chatting with Rainbow. He wanted to talk a little longer. Oh, and here's ~tosses her her dagger~
Annabeth: ~catches dagger~ Sorry. And thanks!
Percy: ~smiles, and kisses her head.~
Maui: W-what just happened? How are you dry? How did you stay under so long?!
Percy: I told you! I'm Poseidon's favorite son.
A faint voice: I mean, I'm not allowed to have favorites, but....
Percy: Come on, Dad. Yo, this guy? He says he created the tides!
Poseidon: ~appears~ What?!
Maui: Uh. Hi?
Leo: ~bursts into flame~
Maui: Ah!!
Leo: Dang it! I can normally control it better! ~is no longer on fire~
Maui: What the-
Hazel: No! Ugh, why!!! ~a pile of riches surrounds her~
Maui: What?!
Piper: MOM! ~is in a beautiful dress, has make up on, and her hair is done~
Maui: ~super quiet so no one hears. Jason and Piper don't.~ Wow...
Jason: Pipes... You look... really nice... ~grabs her and pulls her close~
Percy: ~Grabs Annabeth~ Hey! My girlfriend  always looks really nice.
Frank: My girlfriend looks even better! ~holds Hazel~
Will: I have a boyfriend who controls skeletons! ~hugs Nico~
Other three boys: Uh, Will? Not what we were talking about.
Nico: Wiiillll!
All twelve Olympians: Awwww. These couples are so cute!
Leo: Hi! I exist! I mean, Cali isn't here so....
Aphrodite: Oh really? ~snaps fingers~
Calypso: What the- Leo! ~Hugs Leo and snuggles him~
Leo: Cali!
The four girls (Annabeth, Hazel, Piper, and Calypso), and Nico: My boyfriend is the best!
Hazel: Frank killed hundreds of monsters to save me!
Piper: Jason can fly, and has saved me multiple times!
Calypso: Leo did the impossible! He found my island twice!
Nico: Will can knock out anyone and kill monsters just by whistling loud enough.
Annabeth: Ladies, and Nico, puh-lease. Percy and I have know each other since we were twelve. We found and returned Zeus's lightning bolt and Hades's helmet. We fought a cyclops, conquered the Labyrinth, killed Kronos, won the Second Titan War, the only thing he remembered when Hera wiped his memory - He wasn't supposed to remember anything - was me,  fell in to Tartarus with/for me,
Percy: I held up the sky, too! And so did you, before I did to save Artemis.
Annabeth: Yup. And a bunch of the gods ship Percy and I. Ha.
Annabeth and Percy: I think we win.
Everyone else: Yeah...
Maui: What the heck just happened?!
Poseidon: Shhh.... ~Causes a wave and all the gods and the seven plus Will and Nico disappear~
Maui: What the- ~gets his memory wiped of the past hour~