Adam is a billionaire, but he is also secretly a billionaire. Did I mention he's a billionaire? Also he's hiding a dark secret. And then there's Kiera Renesmee Jermagesty McKenna Ricardo Rosa de la Montoya Ramirez, a broke waitress who struggles t...
Of course I chose Sofia. She is the only Billionaire for me. When I remarried her, she became The Billionaire's Billionaire, which just feels right. Everyone deserves a happy ending, and I sure got mine!
I am crazy about Sofia, she makes me feel so ecstatic all the time. Even more ecstatic than how I felt when Madonna poured some weird tasting Kool Aid down my throat that one time.
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Our second wedding was absolutely magical! We got Isabeth and Juandrew shipped back to us and they made the cutest little flower girl and ring bearer. Too bad our third child Hose B couldn't make it, Sofi and I certainly would have invited him if we had known about his existence earlier.
Also it turns out that I am not pregnant after all. I called Dr Khan to schedule a pregnancy test and he said he laughed for 10 hours straight. I called him a Khunt and hung up. Apparently it was a false alarm, and the nausea was a side effect of my dad trying to kill me to death. I'm kind of relieved, because like I said before, a baby would wreak havoc on my figure.
The only speed bumps in our otherwise smooth wedding was when someone spiked my drink with bread and I drank it, not realizing there was bread in my drink. But my new dad Chester saw, and he gave me the Heimlich maneuver so it's all good now. The other minor issue was Apple's constant crying. It was pretty distracting, and she literally screamed in agony while Sofi and I exchanged our vows. But after a while we got used to it and it became part of the background noise.
