Thanks, The_Lays ! I'm going to be telling this tale in storytelling format rather than a direct quote :)
The_Lays was on vacation with her family and (adult female) family friend. There is a long-running joke that her father is not attracted to this family friend. She jokingly asked, "What would make me more attractive?"
"If you were Asian, probably," The_Lays 's dad replied. "Or were blond."
Over dinner that night, the family friend jokingly warned The_Lays 's mom, "Watch our for blond Asians!"
"Where is he?" her mom demanded, mock angry, and looked around...only to find her husband surrounded by Asians.
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Weird Things I Heard in School 4 | ✓
HumorThis is just getting ridiculous. // I'm going to make some changes to how these books are structured so we don't run through them so damn fast...There will be more "HIGHLIGHTS!" chapters to fit multiple funny things into one chapter. I will also be...
