Uploading a day late, which I think is symbolic of how this year is gonna go.
Teacher: Are timed essays fun?
Boy: ...No.
Teacher: No! No, they suck. They suck somethin' fierce.
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Girl: *monotone* A mi me gusta escuchar, uh, hard rap.
[I like to listen to...]
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Friend: You have a house in India?!
Me: No, a tree in Indiana.
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Boy 1: *standing in front of Boy 2's car as he tries to leave*
Boy 2: Move! I swear to god! Bitch!
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Weird Things I Heard in School 4 | ✓
HumorThis is just getting ridiculous. // I'm going to make some changes to how these books are structured so we don't run through them so damn fast...There will be more "HIGHLIGHTS!" chapters to fit multiple funny things into one chapter. I will also be...
