Friend: Drinking water makes me feel like I'm sucking a dick.
Me: You just ruined that for me forever.
Friend: What, sucking penis?
STAI LEGGENDO
Weird Things I Heard in School 4 | ✓
UmorismoThis is just getting ridiculous. // I'm going to make some changes to how these books are structured so we don't run through them so damn fast...There will be more "HIGHLIGHTS!" chapters to fit multiple funny things into one chapter. I will also be...
WOAH we are getting explicit
Friend: Drinking water makes me feel like I'm sucking a dick.
Me: You just ruined that for me forever.
Friend: What, sucking penis?
