Thanks, @Payton_Elizabeth1 !
Teacher: *showing a mushroom ring*
Me: I've already seen this. It's in my neighborhood and I saw it while walking.
*after talking about where I live, which is in the country, NOT in the suburbs where Boy lives*
Boy: I live there! That's my house!
Everyone: You don't live there.
Boy: Yes, I do!
Me: No, you don't.
Boy: Yeah, I do. Don't you see me riding around on my four wheeler?
Me: No because you don't live there.
Boy: Well, I see you! I see you every day, eating! I see your lemonade stand!
Me: *facepalms*
YOU ARE READING
Weird Things I Heard in School 4 | ✓
HumorThis is just getting ridiculous. // I'm going to make some changes to how these books are structured so we don't run through them so damn fast...There will be more "HIGHLIGHTS!" chapters to fit multiple funny things into one chapter. I will also be...
